Aren't you all tired of these Steam threads?
I would close this thread for good, before it turn out nasty, like happens in most of the times.
Devs already answered:
Normally I would absolutely agree with you on this one VP, but having just read JFMs list of outstanding whack job conspiracy theories
, I must say I'm morbidly fascinated with where this all might lead. My vote for the final WOFF Steam theory is as follows:
When the Y2K Bug
hit, the Illuminati
used it as cover to blow up gas stations with their cell phones
to create a hole in the ozone layer
which was intended to speed up global warming
. It was all an effort to off-set the impending Ice Age
which was being caused by the global deforestation
, itself caused by the effects of acid rain
...which as we all know was supposed to destroy the rain forests by 1992
but turned out to be a full 8 years behind schedule. (Many are blaming Congress
) Naturally, the killer bees
were forced out of Brazil since their habitat was wiped out and made a new home in America Movie theaters
, where their constant stings gave rise to the utterly preposterous fear of AIDs needles
being left there on purpose. (Thank God that's cleared up!
) Attempts to contact the Illuminati
have been stonewalled because, due to Tea Party led budget cuts
in the US Postal Service
, mail is no longer delivered to Area 51
. When reached for comment, the left wing extremist P.E.T.A.
organization simply responded with "postal carriers aren't animals. Let them starve."
Meanwhile, OBD just wants to finish their sim and will then secure whatever means possible to distribute it because it's in their best interests to make as many options for purchase as possible available to their customers. They may or may not offer the option you like because OBD - contrary to popular belief - is NOT the Illuminati. (Yes, I was disappointed too. I kept hoping Pol's real identity would turn out to be Tom Hanks. Or maybe Tom Cruise. Hey, ever notice all secret societies have a leader who's first name is Tom? hmmm
) At any rate they
(OBD, not the Illuminati) don't control everything under the sun, as much as we would like to believe they do.
I'm not 100% sure about the OBD part, but I'd bet my life on the rest of it.
P.S. Everyone's getting cancer