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#3614709 - 07/27/12 05:25 AM Re: Huge rant over a minor issue! [Re: Aces High 2]
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Originally Posted By: Aces High 2
A recipe for success, high in Omega 3 - Baked Cod Crumble:

1. Preheat the oven to 180 degrees C (Gas Mark 4).

2. Lay out cod fillets. Spread thin layer of La Roule or similar cream cheese onto each one. Top with a layer of pine nuts (optional) and chopped garlic, a layer of mushrooms, a layer of chopped onions, a layer of baby spinach and finally a layer of Cheddar cheese.

3. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Add another layer of cheese and bake for further 5 minutes. Finally, top with a layer of crumb mix consisting of, 1 garlic clove, 1 tablespoon dried herbs, breadcrumbs and Parmesan cheese. Continue to bake until the top is browned, about 1 more minute.

A recipe for failure, high in Beta 1 - Half-baked CoD Crumble.

1. Preheat your fan-base to melting point for at least 3 years (Hot Air Mark 10).

2. Lay out your development screenshots and planned feature-set. Evenly spread a heavy layer of hype and speculation. Top with a layer of "spherical objects" (nuts), chopped framerates and finally a campaign layer (optional).

3. Bake in a pre-heated fan-base for another 7 years. Add another layer of hype and bake for another six months. Finally, top it all off with a layer of crumbly gameplay consisting of crashes and chopped framerates. Continue to bake until your customers are browned-off, about 10 more minutes.

smile

Aces


rofl

Gold, Ace....24 Carat Gold. biggrin Some classic "I'm from the Home Counties, don't you know?" give-aways in that recipe however. yep I wouldn't know what "La Roule" was if it punched me in the face. Pine nuts? Toasted or roasted, they remain an enigma......Does KP do them in their pub range? Never seen em, if so.

Some fine dining lined up for me tonight though....I'm not a complete 'beanz on toast' Prole barbarian. In honour of CoD, I'll be having beef "Filet au F*ckup" main course (skipping 'Hors d'oeuvre', as it sounds a bit dodgy and I'm not quite sure what it means), with a mascarpone infused "Bullsh*t brûlée" for dessert....finding this to be appropriate for the occasion. The option of some "Crap Suzette" to honour SpitGirls real name *TM* (not to be confused with 'Crepe Suzette', Spit Girls evil twin sister) had crossed my mind, but I thought better of it.

So now you know. There is an abundance of culinary culture and refinement 'up North'....innit? *sniff*. Now if you'll forgive me I must attend to my pheasants whippets, I'll give that delightfully moreish crumble a spin sometime (or bribe me mam to make it for me since I can't fecking cook lol).

Carry on.

biggrin





Edited by Biggles07 (07/27/12 05:35 AM)
Edit Reason: Let them eat Hake..........
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#3614717 - 07/27/12 06:00 AM Re: Huge rant over a minor issue! [Re: EAF_92 Whiskey]
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LOL biggrin

Aalreet, Mornin' man,

Ah may be frem the hyem Counties but it wasn't before Ah left hyem tha Ah lorn'd tha fish divvent hev fingers an hev skin an not breadcrumbs an tha spaghetti doesn't hev te come in a tin!. Ahm suprised tha KP pine nuts haven't made it "up north" yet!, maybe they'll arrived in time fre Christmas?. As fre "La Roule" it's become a little "passé" doon heor, positively "de rigueur" at dinner parties nowdays, ye knaa what ah mean leik?!.

Gis the whippet at pat frem me, I'll send up a couple of vennison bones fre it te gnaw on when wi next hev it.
Cheers

Aces


Edited by Aces High 2 (07/27/12 06:35 AM)
Edit Reason: 'cos I could
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#3614758 - 07/27/12 08:02 AM Re: Huge rant over a minor issue! [Re: Aces High 2]
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Originally Posted By: Aces High 2
LOL biggrin

Aalreet, Mornin' man,

Ah may be frem the hyem Counties but it wasn't before Ah left hyem tha Ah lorn'd tha fish divvent hev fingers an hev skin an not breadcrumbs an tha spaghetti doesn't hev te come in a tin!. Ahm suprised tha KP pine nuts haven't made it "up north" yet!, maybe they'll arrived in time fre Christmas?. As fre "La Roule" it's become a little "passé" doon heor, positively "de rigueur" at dinner parties nowdays, ye knaa what ah mean leik?!.

Gis the whippet at pat frem me, I'll send up a couple of vennison bones fre it te gnaw on when wi next hev it.
Cheers

Aces


hahaha Unleash the hidden Geordie within! Wey aye man! winner Sir Bobby Robson is proud of ye Bonny Lad, as he looks doon with kindly affection from his Throne, seated at the 'Reet' hand of "Ower Fatha", who art in Heaven. biggrin


Edited by Biggles07 (07/27/12 08:18 AM)
Edit Reason: Hadaway an sh*te, man
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#3614784 - 07/27/12 08:51 AM Re: Huge rant over a minor issue! [Re: BKHZ_Furbs]
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I wote for SoW. "Like it was meant to be" then we wouldnt be in this pile off mlhdoop we are in now. The name change was the beginning of the mlhdoop i tell ya. copter


Edited by Ghost_swe (07/27/12 08:52 AM)

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#3614792 - 07/27/12 09:10 AM Re: Huge rant over a minor issue! [Re: EAF_92 Whiskey]
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Ah but then you'd get all the "SoW's ear and silk purse" jokes! smile

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/You+can%27t+make+a+silk+purse+out+of+a+sow%27s+ear]English Idiom

BTW, I'm a great admirer of Sir Bobby, a real "Gentleman", always struck me as a thoroughly decent and genuine man.

Cheers

Aces


Edited by Aces High 2 (07/27/12 09:15 AM)
Edit Reason: I used the English to Rubbish translator and it stuffed up
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#3614952 - 07/27/12 01:22 PM Re: Huge rant over a minor issue! [Re: EAF_92 Whiskey]
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SoWBoB FoTW! biggrin

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