A sports doctor for strippers. It would be a pretty dull job involving monthly physicals, mammograms, therapeutic massages (giving and receiving), the odd bit of physiotherapy, and nutritional counseling (at a nice restaurant on the club's dime). Admittedly, I'd only be doing it for the money needed for my real passion, computer gaming, but we all have to make sacrifices during these tough economic times. Yes, even us Canadians.
(I would have an opening for an intern, on a learn as you go basis. You'd start at minimum wage, but gain a lot of valuable medical experience which you could use to treat your buddies in your fav tactical shooter. Anyone interested?)
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