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Hello.

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hello

No

what?

Do you know that they inject colouring into the yolk of eggs to make them the 'correct' orangy yellowy colour that consumers apparently prefer ? This freaked me out and have been looking for an egg alternative to go with my bacon. I tried chickens once ( in the backyard in a pen) but i hate the smell of them , plus they sh/t every 2.3 seconds. One of them used to look at me in a sideways way and saunter over slyly like an attack chook too. Freaked me a bit.

Dang Ajay, not sure I've heard that before. I agree that chickens like most birds stink and crap when they don't even seem to know it. By the way, you spelt color wrong.

Oh and that quote at the bottom or your signature lol.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Ok... but I'm short of chat up lines...


EHEM!.... Are you free tonight or will it cost me?


Know what I mean? Know what I mean?...Wedge, wedge...Nudge, nudge...Say no more! Say no more!...

Apparently that has finally been answered Dave ..

The article reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds. We are pleased to know this, of course. But it sure isn't easy to fit into a snappy verse.

..so if you are ever asked again

@ Coot..that little piece of brilliant writing of yours was too superb to go to waste in the ever scrolling forums and not be admired for a bit longer

"Keep Talking" - By Pink Floyd


For millions of years mankind lived just like the animals
Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination
We learned to talk

There's a silence surrounding me
I can't seem to think straight
I'll sit in the corner
No one can bother me
I think I should speak now
I can't seem to speak now
My words won't come out right
I feel like I'm drowning
I'm feeling weak now
But I can't show my weakness
I sometimes wonder
Where do we go from here

It doesn't have to be like this
All we need to do is make sure we keep talking

Why won't you talk to me
You never talk to me
What are you thinking
What are you feeling
Why won't you talk to me
You never talk to me
What are you thinking
Where do we go from here

It doesn't have to be like this
All we need to do is make sure we keep talking

Why won't you talk to me
You never talk to me
What are you thinking
What are you feeling
Why won't you talk to me
You never talk to me
What are you thinking
What are you feeling

I feel like I'm drowning
You know I can't breathe now
We're going nowhere
We're going nowhere

Bib, as my favorite aunt once told me, if a girl says she's free for the night, it's going to be expensive. What you no doubt meant to ask was,

"So can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money now?"

At least this thread isn't about freaky, penguin sex.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797

Girl?

I thought we were talking to Coot here....

sounds like one of my ex's..not the fact it's a penguin, just the dead position..

( you watch..now Navy is gonna jump on and tell me about that girl in Chapel Hill )

ooo good song to Panzer

When were YOU in Chapel Hill??

Coot, tell me a story. I can't sleep.

Why do so many fruits and vegetables at the supermarket resemble human genitalia? Is god/nature trying to tell us something? (Have any of you ever been banned from a supermarket for 'handling a melon in a highly inappropriate manner'? )

I do often find myself ogling the melon selection..i generally only leave with a couple of kiwi fruit though.

Who farted?

Fruit and genatalia? Ever looked at a cooked muscle - looks downright labial.

Biggles can't be around to talk to you at this present time Mr Coot, as he is currently on a "bath salts" rampage and eating peoples faces in Venezuela. He mumbled something about them looking 'finger lickin good' then was on the next flight over.

As his business agent and representative Maximillian Von Cashekow however, I'd be delighted to pass on any messages upon his return and of course field any questions one may have in his absence. Err....if he returns, that is. He did look quite peckish.

Yours faithfully,

MvC

I'm sorry your time is up...

@ Navy,

There once was a Venezuelan penguin who loved to argue with Englishmen over farting chickens and the burning fruit they ate. They made peace with eachother however, singing Pink Floyd songs to one another as they skipped happily into the cloUrful sunset.


I hope this story will help you in your slumber.

Thanks Coot, that totally did the trick! Problem being that now I'm gonna have to mainline coffee to stay awake in class all day.

Also, as I recall, isn't most fruit just plant genitalia anyway? I think it all has to do with that monolith thingy personally.

The Monolith was most likely designed by HR Giger which would explain its erotic nature.

I don't know, but I'm starting to get disturbed with all of this talk of fruit looking like this and that. Maybe its the unfortunate state of our brittle brains. The truth is getting distorted as it goes through the polluted filter of our minds. Our perception is askew.

Maybe in reality, melons look like melons.......

And maybe in the Matrix, everything tastes like chicken because the machines couldn't actually figure out what to make chicken taste like.

Except Tasty Wheat.

Will it end now?

Who's hotter?

Olivia Dunham or Dana Scully?

http://images.buddytv.com/userQuizImages...1008-olivia.jpg

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5230/1103509-dana_scully_poster_card_c10230644_super.jpeg

I don't know, there was a red-head river dance girl that was

Definitely Scully.

You just never know which threads will die a horrible quick death and which ones will just take off.

Hello, world.

10 CLS
20 ? "Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat."
30 ? "Pete fell out, who's left in the boat?"
40 ? "Repeat."
50 GOTO 20

My Dad taught me that joke adlabs6. There's also one he taught me about a guy with a speech problem trying to buy bird seed.

Salmon Colada

3 ounces light rum
2 cups crushed ice
3 tablespoons pineapple juice
3 tablespoons coconut milk
1 ounce fresh Atlantic Salmon flesh
Salmon head, for garnish

Blend all ingredients, pour in a tall glass, and garnish with salmon head

Cheers,
Slug

I'm replying to the very first post in this thread making a "circular thread".

The world might end now.

Sorry.

I might be here when it ends or maybe not.