I...umm...well, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out with it: I'm very attracted to Martha Stewart. I got caught with this magazine under my mattress at a special boot camp for highly disturbed men and was kicked out: MSGH2007 As part of my healing, I have to disclose this fact to every group I join. So...umm...will this be a barrier to our in-the-trench-down-and-dirty-blood-splattered camaraderie as men of war, or not? Please be honest. Although I'm still smarting over losing five Panthers, I won't take it personally. Thank you.

(PS - Please don't ask me for my stash of GH. I gave them all to charity.)

I dont really know who she is but she looks like she can take care of the dishes and cook..so why not

Get out.

Both of you.

..mancards..hand in ? I can only speak for myself, i was just trying to make Wolfdancer feel ok. Can i keep my card please ? I swear i will drink alcohol , watch football and walk around in an old set of undies and socks all night to make up for it!

And surrender your man cards on your way out.

I think there's a lot of hypocrisy here. C'mon, guys, let's be real. Try to convince me you never peeked at your mom's Good Housekeeping and had bad thoughts. Tell me you don't have a pic of Martha Stewart in your wallets. We're all men here. Surely we can have an honest mature conversation about this.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA Oh my sides HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Now had you said a curvy Jewel Staite, I would have agreed with you.

yeah I am a dirty old man, so what!

Well she was a beauty queen when she was younger.

I'm just happy the confession wasn't about Hilary Clinton... Ewwwwwww....

Or Janet Reno

OMG I think I just shat myself I laughed so hard