I...umm...well, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out with it: I'm very
attracted to Martha Stewart. I got caught with this magazine under my mattress at a special boot camp for highly disturbed men and was kicked out: MSGH2007
As part of my healing, I have to disclose this fact to every group I join. So...umm...will this be a barrier to our in-the-trench-down-and-dirty-blood-splattered camaraderie as men of war, or not? Please be honest. Although I'm still smarting over losing five Panthers, I won't take it personally. Thank you.
(PS - Please don't ask me for my stash of GH. I gave them all to charity.)