A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a newb bull.
The loan was made and the Loan Officer, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
The Loan Officer suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at the bull.
Next week, the Loan Officer returned to see if the vet had helped.
The farmer looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He broke through the fence, and bred all my neighbor's cows!
He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"
"Wow," said the Loan Officer, "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked the Loan Officer
"I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint."
Life is hard.
It's even harder when you are stupid.