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#3564154 - 04/28/12 06:20 PM Uhhhhhh....
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My friend MP, told me he had sex last night with his girlfriend and her twin.

I asked him how he could tell his girlfriend apart from her twin.

He said her brother has a mustache...






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#3564157 - 04/28/12 06:30 PM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
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#3564159 - 04/28/12 06:32 PM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
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#3564162 - 04/28/12 06:35 PM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
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#3564170 - 04/28/12 07:24 PM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
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#3564176 - 04/28/12 07:43 PM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
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#3564253 - 04/28/12 11:16 PM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
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What, you guys have never heard of the golden rule??





As for the other part... Well, I have some friends from West Virginia... wink
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#3564357 - 04/29/12 08:48 AM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
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#3564620 - 04/29/12 05:57 PM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
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Anyone saw "Borat", and the naked bedroom scene ?
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#3571389 - 05/11/12 07:23 PM Re: Uhhhhhh.... [Re: Catfish]
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Originally Posted By: Catfish
Anyone saw "Borat", and the naked bedroom scene ?
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Nope, and I think that is probably a good thing.


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