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#3561871 - 04/24/12 09:09 AM Joke: Little Johnny....
Bill_Grant Senior Member Registered: 06/06/01 Posts: 3948 Loc: Dallas, TX	Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven!!! A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!? Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a &@%$ cat!! Edited by Bill_Grant (04/24/12 09:10 AM)* _________________________ ~Bill Life is hard. It's even harder when you are stupid.
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#3561876 - 04/24/12 09:19 AM Re: Joke: Little Johnny.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
No105_Archie Hotshot Registered: 12/29/00 Posts: 7203 Loc: St. John's , NF, Canada	I love "little Johnny" jokes _________________________ Archie Smythe carpe diem
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#3561905 - 04/24/12 10:08 AM Re: Joke: Little Johnny.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Gopher Senior Member Registered: 01/06/09 Posts: 3439 Loc: London
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#3561919 - 04/24/12 10:36 AM Re: Joke: Little Johnny.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Bulletstop Senior Member Registered: 08/11/08 Posts: 3148 Loc: Littleton, Co	Bullet _________________________ Specs home built I7 870 Lynnfield Chip at stock speed 2.93 with Evga P55FTW system board, A BFG GTX275 Vid card, 4Gigs Corsair Dominator Mem 2600+, 1.3 TB on 2 WD Hard drives, Corsair H50 water cooler.X-65F with peddals and Tir 4 track clip pro One badass machine... A truism "liberals, who believe that everyone should categorically agree with them because their theoretical positions are "a higher truth" than the positions of any person out there living in and interacting with the real world."
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#3562287 - 04/24/12 10:50 PM Re: Joke: Little Johnny.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Legend Legsie is such a Hotshot Registered: 05/09/00 Posts: 8487 Loc: Zutphen, NL / ShangHai, China	! _________________________ There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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#3562289 - 04/24/12 10:59 PM Re: Joke: Little Johnny.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Weaponz248 Hail To The King Baby!! Member Registered: 06/07/11 Posts: 2030 Loc: Milwaukee, WI, USA	Love it!! _________________________ XBOX Live Tag/Steam/pCARS/PSN: Weaponz248 iRacing/RFactor 2: Jason Bader Desktop Specs: Dell XPS 630i/Intel Core 2 Quad Q9650@3.00GHZ/8 GB RAM/Nvidia GeForce GTX 570/Windows 7 64 bit/22" Gateway Monitor 1680x1050 Laptop Specs: Asus G75VW/Intel Core I7-3610QM@2.3GHZ/16 GB RAM/GeForce GTX 660M/Windows 7 64 bit/ 17.3" Display 1920x1080
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#3562338 - 04/25/12 01:13 AM Re: Joke: Little Johnny.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
wheelsup_cavu Lifer Registered: 12/03/08 Posts: 20388 Loc: Corona, California	Wheels _________________________ Cheers Wheelsup_cavu Mission4Today \| Get RoF Templates @ Combat-Asylum Planes of Fame Air Museum \| March Field Air Museum \| Palm Springs Air Museum
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#3562817 - 04/25/12 10:40 PM Re: Joke: Little Johnny.... [Re: Bill_Grant]
coasty Senior Member Registered: 06/22/01 Posts: 3420 Loc: Asheville, NC, USA	I'm with Johnny, we already have one too. _________________________ Have you seen the Arrow? WWW
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