Verily twas the Grafiks Engine problems that betwixt the patch, not CTD's besooth.
Blacksix did not expound his tale of faild flight , but offered up his anguish and sorrow at patches plight.
Tis a shame, but so long as it be fixd afore two weeks are passed, our rapture will forever last.
Gadzooks! Yea, verily ye naille meetes heydd
Time to gette pissed, and offe to bedde
Thy palsied patch hath fostered dystresse
Mine gaymme doth be'ist a feckeing messe
*Disclaimer: Entirely mayde uppe wyrddes.
So did Shakespeare, so You're in good company! I especially liked 'palsied'
Hehehe, I was actually going for a more Chaucerian middle english 'vibe', though any resemblance to the actual language of Chaucer from childhood school memories is entirely accidental. I also appear to have time travelled to the future in parts, too.
'Nathelees' (nonetheless), I have amended 'mine' to read 'myne', for historical Chaucerian 'fulle reaylle' accuracy (err, allegedly)
. 'Time' should also read 'tyme'.
Its much easier to understand it being a Geordie actually, as we still say a lot of ye olde words like 'gan' meaning 'go' and 'wrang' for 'wrong' and 'larn' meaning 'to teach' etc...'Hyem'- for 'home', many others (mostly Old English-Anglo-Saxon and Norse words) lol.