An older man approached a curvaceous and attractive young woman at a shopping mall.
"Excuse me. I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Oh, but of course, sir!
Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea" he said knowingly with a sigh "but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."
