Bubble gum of any flavor is still bubble gum. Like I mentioned earlier, I need something an old fart can relate to. Was hoping that would entice some folks to break out their collections of classic plastic-gals vs classic gals with depth and heart. So I'll provide my own...
Flight:

Adrienne Barbeau : Curvy and (long ago) nice to look at, but possibly the worst actress of all time. "Classic Plastic" is defined with a photo of her.
FSX:

Audrey Hepburn: Depth, heart and beauty.
Okay... Proposing Audrey Hepburn as an FSX equivalent is quite ludicrous. No way is FSX *that* good. But you get the point.