I will take this opportunity to point out that one of my buddies at work, also a fellow gun nut, has a Maasai/Zulu spear from Kenya (I believe that is where he got it). Anyway, we laugh all the time about his plan:
If there is one guy, he just blasts away with the scattergun. If there are two, he says it would be "cool" to chuck the spear through #1 from the top of the stairs, and #2 would of course be like "WTF? Was that a spear??!!??" at which time my buddy vaporizes #2 with the scattergun.
It tells much better in person that in print but I'm sure you get the idea and it is freaking hysterical.
"For I know the plans that I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans for welfare and not for calamity to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11
Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Matthew 5:11
I will bless those who bless you, and the one who curses you I will curse; and in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed. Genesis 12:3