After reading the "animal" posts....?
I'd say that CloD has hit rock bottom...

Good Post Furbs....Seems like the warden is running the asylum here.

Do you mean the inmates are running the asylum here rather than warden? The warden running the asylum is actually what's meant to happen I think.

Also, apologies if the jokes are a bit too much. I understand for some it is a serious matter, and not a laughing matter.

Leave the bloke alone, I think he's the dogs proverbials! A shining beacon of truth in a sea of murky, malcontented obfuscation. Probably a future candidate for president of the World, too.....I reckon.

But then I would say that, wouldn't I....Given the fact that its actually me.

I did toy with the idea of letting the comments go, but to be honest I don't think I could handle the emotional trauma. People can be so cruel at times. The 'Chav-Translate' tool was very funny though Frog, cheers.

As with most things, better in context, and here is the original (slightly less 'dry' in tone and lots of cheerful yellow chaps smiling. A bit like China being carpet bombed with concentrated MDMA.)

http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=29967&page=21

Blackdog is great, smashing fella but he is most definitely a dreamer (not necessarily a bad thing though). See his previous comments a few pages earlier to see what was being replied to. If you think that brevity is a virtue, (and yes that was long, for me) then you don't know what pain is!


http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=29967&page=19

Pudfark, thanks for the moral support. Bish, I thought we wuz pals!

Snapper, I'm so hurt right now its untrue.

Carry on. Remember though that SimHQ members (even in another virtual form) have feelings, too.

Frogy, i actually tried to read your post, now i have a headache.

I liked what I saw. I can see the tank boys coming to attack my home field with some air cover. I have to help defend my own field.

The "doom'n'gloom" - "glass half empty" party is even more present here, then in the 1c forum.

Sometimes it makes me sad, that those people get the same gains from the updates as the stout supporters, despite their attitude.

Imo, of course.

Rob, us glass half empty fellas just want something to be cheerful about.

What, are you supposed to be required to like the game before you get to play it?

People who didn't want to read such a long post could'a missed this...

The internet has a suprising amount of literature on like subjects (it turns out) eg.:
"Everyone knows that nuns are secretly kick-ass ninjas. Thanks to the Sound of Music, we know that all Austrian nuns were trained in ninjitsu to fight the Nazis in the Second World War. What is not commonly known, however, is that for years now the Vatican has been training an elite squad of ninja assault nuns. [...] Even if you manage to derobe and disarm a ninja assault nun, their deadly martial-arts skills enable them to cut you apart with their bare hands, bene Gesserit Style. Thankfully, due to an unfortunate time loop with a parallel universe, the ninja assault nun does not exist yet. They can, however, be bought on Ebay. See - Ninja assault nuns preparing to sing 'the hills are alive', their terrifying battle chant."



Oh my! That would be awesome.

It'd never occurred to me until now - but it is one of those ideas which you know 'must be a good idea' them moment you see it!
*I'd* actually pay for a Camel racing sim.

Maybe there could be a Camel dance mini-game (I never really got into Camel dancing before).



It actually happened during the war a couple of times. I seem to recall some Ju-87Gs taking out the last light tanks of a Soviet armoured penetration group just as they reached the airfield. There was also the case of Bf-110s landing to use their gunners as support weapons for paratroopers during the Norway invasion...

We wretched ingrates (AKA concerned and constructive critics, as opposed to the Sim equivalent of a Stepford Wives convention lol) are not worthy, Nimits. We must accept our place without argument, and repent of our folly....For not being particularly enamoured with half finished games, and 'Clown Car' MkIV Jeeps. Just what we always wanted. *cough, splutter*




The internet has a suprising amount of literature on like subjects (it turns out) eg.:
"Everyone knows that nuns are secretly kick-ass ninjas. Thanks to the Sound of Music, we know that all Austrian nuns were trained in ninjitsu to fight the Nazis in the Second World War. What is not commonly known, however, is that for years now the Vatican has been training an elite squad of ninja assault nuns. [...] Even if you manage to derobe and disarm a ninja assault nun, their deadly martial-arts skills enable them to cut you apart with their bare hands, bene Gesserit Style. Thankfully, due to an unfortunate time loop with a parallel universe, the ninja assault nun does not exist yet. They can, however, be bought on Ebay. See - Ninja assault nuns preparing to sing 'the hills are alive', their terrifying battle chant."

You've got it nailed Av (almost), Ninja Paratroop Nazi Nuns FTW!.....Which was actually the next installment in the storyline, but requires a pre-purchase unlock code to experience. Lets not allow wanton creativity to get in the way of the fact that this is a business.

Still not sure how you managed to get your hands on the script. Hmmmm, time to call my agent, and possibly lawyer, methinks.