Did you hear about Ole`s nephew Torvald who won the gold medal at the Olympics? Yeah, he had it bronzed.
Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife with him wherever he went so that he wouldn`t have to kiss her goodbye.
"Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a combine?" "I don`t know, Ole." "Only two, if you run them through real slow."
So what`s the difference between a Norwegian and a canoe? Well, a canoe will sometimes tip
Never rub another man's rhubarb.