Coming in next weeks 'Sim installment', the revolutionary IL2-Sturmovik
....'CRY HAVOC....THE DOGS OF WAR'!!!
Cutting edge canine combat simulation from our newly developed 'Kanine-Dynamix' engine allows you to control packs of Soviet Suicide bomb dogs, minesweepers, attack-sentry and detection roles and more...with complex pack behaviour AI!!!! The much feared Doberman Pinscher MkIV free with every purchase!!!!Thrill
to unsurpassed and unparalleled levels of DOG COMBAT REALISM and unit micro management....in your favourite Flight Sim (flight sim?.....it is a flight sim, right?) Blah blah effin blah.
FFS, wow....Jeeps. Tanks. Just fix the fecking performance data for what we have in CloD, correct ceilings and systems errors etc amongst a truckload of other things, release the SDK and let the modders do the rest. I'm not actually opposed to it, some may like it and that's great.....but I couldn't give a monkeys myself. I could play ARMA or something or *insert tank sim here* if I wanted all this bollocks.
Any flight sim fans here, or am I in the wrong forum?
) What a carry on.