Lol



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16976875

"Trust, but verify"

Hahahaha.

*through a cloud of bong smoke* "Thats sooooo, Like, TOTALLY unfair maaaaan. I f*cking HATE YOU MOM....You Nazi #%&*$#!!!!"

*Kid Slurs in a stoned haze, observing dog* 'Here....doggy, doggy, wanna Orio?' I, like, totally. dig. those. paws. Wooooh.....its got paaaws, maaan. Sick.' *munch munch*

Don't forget to check the car too....

Can dogs smell pills? I hear the kids take pills these days.

Wow talk about taking parenting to the extreme. If you have to bring in dogs and drug tests you have failed miserably as a parent.

My old man was nuts when we were kids, he'd take away our drawers, remove the door from the hinges, give the white glove cleaning test and my brothers and I were typical kids. I thought his way was pretty extreme until now, of course we didn't have home drug tests and dogs available when we were younger.

Amazingly no, dogs cannot smell pills but giraffes can. Unfortunately, giraffes are mute so they must be accompanied by a three toed sloth who acts as an interpreter.

Sadly, three toed sloths can only speak Wuliwuli, an extinct Australian language. However, some are able to mime their interpretations.

...welcome to the 90's.