Oh hale yeah!

1) Nothing says "don't f--- with me" like a dude with Hello Kitty luggage tags.

2) My wife would literally break out in hives at all that "girly girly" stuff, which means I'd have to steal a pillow from the flight just to make her groan all the louder.

3) Nothing demonstrates just how weird and inscruitable the human race is more than Hello Kitty. Why is this so omnipresent across all cultures around the world? The answer is "I dunno....it's Hello Kitty stuff."

4) Google ads relating to Hello Kitty are DCS: A-10 and Eve Online, featuring space battle animations. Try to explain that one to me.

Lol, I hear he dresses up as Kitty too

Hello Kitty will indeed be the catalyst for the New World Order, restoring global relations and opening a gateway to one true religion.

But I thought Dart's Airlines was supposed to CRATER to his genre. See what I did there?

Yes. Don't quit your day job.

I think you'd like my wife's Hello Kitty beach cruiser Dart. This is almost as cool as Iron Maiden's Ed Force One!

I would fly on that theme, but the problem is My Little Pony's would get jealous.

I think this year it's their aniversary of something, i saw a lot of unrelated products featuring hello kitty for this year

There will be a lot of females on the plane...

There is actually a tractor trailer rig that operates around town that is all pink and has hello kitty stickers on it. I looked over one day on the way to work and there was a guy driving it. I'll have to grab a pic next time I see him. Nothing is more manly than driving a pink rig around.

Note to self: don't tell jokes at work . . ."

LOL. Sure needs a lot of guts driving one. That guy was probably lost a bet or something.

... and they even managed to perfect cloning!

Where'd they get pastel Swedish fish?