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#3514762 - 02/08/12 08:43 PM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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Lol, I take it Insuber was the first to get a point.
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#3515461 - 02/09/12 08:32 PM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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This just gave me spasms....from the banana forums...written by ParaB. It's his take on what the "Friday Update" will say..  "I expect the following: "We are working very hard on a number of things which unfortunately I can't specify. Among other things we are basically kinda working day and night on increasing the possibility for performance increases under certain conditions on certain systems under certain situations and should be able to give a more detailed progress report at a later, at the moment not really defined moment in the future. The problem with FSAAA is basically fixed, we know exactly what to do, it just doesn't work yet. There are massive changes to stuff that's really complicated so I won't bother you with the details. Rest assured a lot of things are greatly improved. Or will be improved. Or, we plan to improve them. Or think about planning to improve them. We're totally in the process of preparing for implementation of KI-fixing programming preparation, so expect massive improvements within an undisclosed time frame. FMs will or will not change in various ways and we will have a great surprise or something resembling a surprise, or something we think maybe some kind of surprise for some of you soon. Which is, some time in the future BTW here's a picture of an I-16's gear assembly and some highly-detailed russian conifers." All it could possibly lack, is the banjo music.... 
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#3515465 - 02/09/12 08:41 PM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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Ya hilarious
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#3515483 - 02/09/12 10:03 PM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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This just gave me spasms....from the banana forums...written by ParaB. It's his take on what the "Friday Update" will say..  "I expect the following: "We are working very hard on a number of things which unfortunately I can't specify. Among other things we are basically kinda working day and night on increasing the possibility for performance increases under certain conditions on certain systems under certain situations and should be able to give a more detailed progress report at a later, at the moment not really defined moment in the future. The problem with FSAAA is basically fixed, we know exactly what to do, it just doesn't work yet. There are massive changes to stuff that's really complicated so I won't bother you with the details. Rest assured a lot of things are greatly improved. Or will be improved. Or, we plan to improve them. Or think about planning to improve them. We're totally in the process of preparing for implementation of KI-fixing programming preparation, so expect massive improvements within an undisclosed time frame. FMs will or will not change in various ways and we will have a great surprise or something resembling a surprise, or something we think maybe some kind of surprise for some of you soon. Which is, some time in the future BTW here's a picture of an I-16's gear assembly and some highly-detailed russian conifers." All it could possibly lack, is the banjo music.... I laughed so hard I had to wipe the tears from my eyes. Hilarious
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#3515492 - 02/09/12 10:51 PM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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This just gave me spasms....from the banana forums...written by ParaB. It's his take on what the "Friday Update" will say..  "I expect the following: "We are working very hard on a number of things which unfortunately I can't specify. Among other things we are basically kinda working day and night on increasing the possibility for performance increases under certain conditions on certain systems under certain situations and should be able to give a more detailed progress report at a later, at the moment not really defined moment in the future. The problem with FSAAA is basically fixed, we know exactly what to do, it just doesn't work yet. There are massive changes to stuff that's really complicated so I won't bother you with the details. Rest assured a lot of things are greatly improved. Or will be improved. Or, we plan to improve them. Or think about planning to improve them. We're totally in the process of preparing for implementation of KI-fixing programming preparation, so expect massive improvements within an undisclosed time frame. FMs will or will not change in various ways and we will have a great surprise or something resembling a surprise, or something we think maybe some kind of surprise for some of you soon. Which is, some time in the future BTW here's a picture of an I-16's gear assembly and some highly-detailed russian conifers." All it could possibly lack, is the banjo music.... Perfect! though im sure it would get a instant 3 month ban for the "Uber-sarcasm" i did a similar post a while back...il try an find it.
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#3515527 - 02/10/12 01:12 AM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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#3515573 - 02/10/12 04:15 AM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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Hehe... glad you guys like it.
Edited by Para_Bellum (02/10/12 04:19 AM)
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#3515578 - 02/10/12 04:30 AM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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Well you can't get much clearer than that can you?!  I didn't realise that you were such a close confidant of the devs!. Nice one m8.
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#3515601 - 02/10/12 05:11 AM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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LOL it appears they deleted his thread over at the yellow forum. I guess it was too much like the update, redundant and all.
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#3515604 - 02/10/12 05:17 AM
Re: Probably the funniest CLOD related post I've seen yet
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They merged it with the "Crystal Ball" thread, deleted the original thread and locked the Crystal Ball thread for good measure. 
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