I already bought her a Samsung Galaxy S2 smartphone for Christmas/New Year. Of course some fine dining on the night in question.
But what of a gift ?
Roses and lingerie ? Too cliche and she's not the girly girl type....more of a pragmatic individual, so would not care much for stuff with little practical utility.
A new AR-15. Sure she will be pissed off that you got *that*, but you can take it to the range later in the day when she throws you out of the house...
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Originally Posted By: Bill_Grant
A new AR-15.
My wife would actually like that. We watched "Doomsday Preppers" on National Geographic last night. We laughed at some and were jealous of others (knowledge/supplies).
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I'm getting my wife PX90, she is a fitness girl and has been wanting that or insanity for a while.
What is this 'insanity' you speak of?
This normally comes free of charge. Don't they all involuntarily go 'insane' once a month anyways....I don't recall having to pay for the pleasure of this spectacle. Err, monetarily at least. She did once tolchock me over the head with a frying pan after I made an apparently 'inappropriate' comment regarding werewolves and silver bullets.....Which didn't go down too well at the time.
Single atm, and quite gladly lol. Freeeeedom! Panzer is right, its all a crock of money spinning crap hehe. Being culturally obliged/enforced to be 'romantic' on a given day is a bit weak. You should be giving her Barry White stylee Walrus of Love affection 24-7. Keep it smooth, man.
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We live seperately so i am going over to hers at 4 am , with a white paint and fluoro green paint pen ..she will apprecaite driving down the motorway to work with flowers and messages of love on her car..probably I did want to stick a big carboard shark fin to to the top of the car but i cant think of a Valentines connection..anyone help me on that one ? .. I love you like a shark loves my flailing legs in the ocean ?
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I just plan on telling the wife Valentine's Day are for people who have sex so it doesn't concern us. Last year I got her some real nice roses I was able to get from a female co-worker who had a guy trying to make up to her for $20. They worked about as well for me as they did for the other guy so I'm not throwing away anymore money down that hole...
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That kit is a ripoff. They don't give you enough material to finish it. You have to buy two kits and then you have almost half of one left over. I think they do this on purpose to sell more.
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I already bought her a Samsung Galaxy S2 smartphone for Christmas/New Year. Of course some fine dining on the night in question.
But what of a gift ?
Roses and lingerie ? Too cliche and she's not the girly girl type....more of a pragmatic individual, so would not care much for stuff with little practical utility.
Don't ask us just do something really thoughtful. Make a macaroni picture, that always ends up with sex!
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Funeral homes always have flowers available and will part with them for next to nothing. Just remember to remove the "With my deepest condolences" ribbon or card.
YMMV on the card thing.
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