Got this in my Junk mail tonight:


Coca Cola GB ® /International® Award Promotion
Southwark London Center Branch,
Central London, SE1 0BL England
COCA COLA OFFICE, UNITED KINGDOM
CUSTOMER SERVICE

Attn:Winner
Winning No:Cola*454*344*2011
Email Ref No:Cola*322*752*2011

AMOUNT WON: 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).

This email address has brought you an unexpected luck,Your e-mail address was selected and confirmed by our co-sponsor Bank Of England, through their latest internet software.

You are therefore been approved by Coca Cola ®/International® Award Promotion UK the sum of 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).

CONTACT CLAIMS ADMINISTRATOR
Name: Dennis Barrios
Email: ccolaclaimsdept2011@live.com
Email: ccolagbfiles11@yahoo.com.hk
Phone #: +44 708 646 5033
Phone #: +44 701 004 5579
Fax #: +44 701 989 5999
Coca Cola ® /International® Award Promotion Department


Do email the above Claims Administrator, at once with all the claims requirements below. To avoid unnecessary delay.

They are needed to proceed.
Claims Requirements:
1. Full Name:___________________________
2. Address:_____________________________
3. Nationality:___________Sex:____________
4. Age:_________________________________
5. Occupation:_________Martial Status______
6. Phone Number:_________________________
7. Country:_______________________________
8. Your comments about Coca Cola:_____________

This Email may show as spam in your mailbox,but do not delete as you are a legitimate winner of the Coca Cola 2011 Awards Promotion, Kindly Contact theClaims Administrator with all your claims requirements wellfilled.

Congratulations once more.


Secretary,
Mrs. Wendy Andre
Coca Cola ® /International® Award Promotion.

How lucky.

Oh boy that sure is a handy sum.

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Get that filled in and sent back pronto to get your great britain pounds!

Mace I have access to 50,000 Great Britain Pounds that Mr. Redknapp 'forgot'. Send me the usual details and £1000 goodwill gesture if your in...

Nice people have also offered me money from:
Libya,
Egypt,
Iraq,
Yemen,
Just waiting for Syria and then I'll have the full set.

Wow....!

You are truly a winner in the game of life. Have fun spending all your 'Great Britain Pounds'.

I got a recorded phone call about a fortnight ago assuring me that I had won a 'World Cruise trip' and spending money for the trip too....I couldn't believe my luck! To express my joyous and illimited gratitude to them for this unexpected bonanza, I left a message in return.....Kindly requesting that they F*ck right off and stop bothering me with their shytehawk two bit scams.



PS BD.....LOL at Harry Redknapp, I didn't do nuffink Guv'na, Nuffink! He's a crooked Cockney dodgepot, just like Terry Venables. They're all the same. Ducking an Doivin, wheelin an dealin!

Where can I download a copy of that "latest internet software"? Sounds amazing.

Wasn't on the Costa Concordia was it?

Here it is!