He's a Geordie! They will stoop to all sorts of perversities!
Hmmmm. Whilst this is undoubtedly true Mace, there is still a line in the Sand....'this far and no further'. The line has been so far traversed as to effectively mean that things have moved into hitherto unknown, Tropical Tundra Regions of EPIC WRONGNESS.
As an educated man yourself, Mace.....I am sure you can differentiate betwixt right and wrong; even taking the fact that you are from Yorkshire into consideration (Home of the Sheep Rapists lol).
Yes.
Its just wrong. Thats it. End of.