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#3505794 - 01/28/12 10:42 AM Joke: They call it... puppy love
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A mom took her little girl to the playground. Two dogs were in the park - doing it - and the little girl asked her mommy what they were up to. Mom said they were making puppies.

Later that night the little girl woke up in her bedroom and got up and went into her parents room - and they were - doing it... and the little girl asked them what they were doing. Her mommy said, "It's OK dear, daddy and I are making you a little brother or sister."

The little girl paused, and said, "Can you roll over, mommy? I'd rather have a puppy."


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#3505812 - 01/28/12 10:56 AM Re: Joke: They call it... puppy love [Re: Wrecking Crew]
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#3506605 - 01/29/12 01:27 PM Re: Joke: They call it... puppy love [Re: Wrecking Crew]
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#3506948 - 01/30/12 03:12 AM Re: Joke: They call it... puppy love [Re: Wrecking Crew]
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Nice one WC.
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