So my grandchildren come over for a sleepover, both boys, ages 14 and 10.

When their parents come to pick them up they ask how they were...they were fine, no fighting or anything.

So their mother says "Well, the other day Ryan (youngest one) was complaining that his brother "Gushed my butt then he gave me a Gaddafi!"

I say what the hell is a Gaddafi?

She says, that's where they flatten out their hand and try to shove it up your butt.

That's a new one on me, but it's good to know ole Moammar has a nice pop-cultural legacy.

I would have been more concerned about the "Gushing" of the butt. WTF is that? I mean, intuitively I would have grammatically combined the word "gush" (squirting liquid) with the word "butt" (buttocks) and ASSumed an enema at best. Nice sleepover.

Sounds like they crossed the line of death.

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Last time I tried that, the woman smacked the #%&*$# out of me.