These two women went out for a girls night out and they had a few drinks. They were walking home and they needed to pee real bad so they stopped in a cemetery. They didn't have anything to wipe themselves with so one of them thought she'd take off her panties and used those. The other one didn't want to ruin her panties, but luckily she squatted down near grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it.
So they went home, and the next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said, "Boy, I tell ya, this has got to stop... these nights out. Last night my wife came home with no panties on!"
The other husband replied, "That's nothing, mine came back with a card stuck to her butt which read, 'From all of us at the firestation, we'll never forget you.' "

Classic!

LOL!! Great stuff.