1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And last, but certainly not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

15. If you lock a dog in the trunk of your car he'll be really happy to see you when you let him out

Hmmm now that thread about the dog #%&*$# makes sense.

yeah, but until dogs get the whole "no teeth" thing straight, I gotta go with the girlfriend.....

This needs to be re-worded otherwise it can (and will) be mis-interpreted

i think it works for axeman !

Dogs litsen, well most of the times. Unlike girlfriends =P

Bill, another one of yours that I just forwarded all over the world!

Good belly laugh there!