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#3493579 - 01/12/12 02:54 PM A neutrino walks into a bar
semmern Hotshot Registered: 03/19/01 Posts: 8808 Loc: Oslo, Norway	"We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. _________________________ In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3493581 - 01/12/12 02:59 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
MaceUK33 Dirk Diggler's stuntman Hotshot Registered: 01/10/05 Posts: 8836 Loc: Darlington, UK	I heard that tomorrow. _________________________ Antec 902 \| MSI GTX 570 OC Twin FrozR 3 1280MB GDDR5 \| Samsung F3 1TB \| Corsair 6GB DDR3 \| Gigabyte EX58-UD3R Intel X58 \| LG DVD±RW SATA DL RW \| Corsair TX 650W ATX2.2 PSU \| Intel i7 920 2.66Ghz D0 OC'd to 3.40GHz \| Coolermaster V8 CPU Cooler \| W7 HP 64 bit \| 27" iiyama monitor \| TM HOTAS Warthog #05225 \| TM Cougar MFDs \| Saitek Pro-flight combat pedals \| Track IR 5 Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society.
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#3493587 - 01/12/12 03:06 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Zeppelin Member Registered: 07/04/11 Posts: 134 Loc: Dorset, UK	Oh, and you owe me a keyboard. _________________________ Only dead fish go with the flow.
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#3493598 - 01/12/12 03:22 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Arthonon Air Combat & General Aviation Editor Hotshot Registered: 09/28/04 Posts: 5480 Loc: California	That's great! _________________________ Ken Cartwright No single drop of rain feels it is responsible for the flood. http://www.techflyer.net
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#3493686 - 01/12/12 06:11 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Sauron Successor to Bill the Cat! Hotshot Registered: 11/09/09 Posts: 5872 Loc: Quantum Superstate	That would bring down the house at MIT, Stanford, or CalTech, but around here, you get a mixed reaction at best. Amongst some of the members, it tends to cause conversations such as this: "I'm gonna tell ya what! That ol' boy is uh-tippin' back the ol' Kickapoo Joy Juice over thar in Norway! He cain't even keep his dadgum thoughts straight!" "What's a neutrino Cletus?" "Dadblame it Otis, don't you know nuthin'? A neutrino is a person from New Zealand. Evidently they don't like 'em and won't serve 'em liquor over thar in Norway!" Cheers! Rick... _________________________ "We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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#3493687 - 01/12/12 06:14 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
piper Veteran Registered: 01/01/01 Posts: 15493 Loc: Raleigh,NC	In North Carolina, we don't allow neutrinos! And we're damn proud of it two!-) that was funny semmern! Please forward to CERN!
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#3494000 - 01/13/12 06:10 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Catfish Member Registered: 06/26/09 Posts: 872 Loc: Where the ocean meets the sky	A photon walks into a hotel. "Do you have much luggage ?" "No, i'm travelling light." Piper wrote: "In North Carolina, we don't allow neutrinos! And we're damn proud of it two!-)" Edited by Catfish (01/13/12 06:11 AM)
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#3495039 - 01/14/12 05:18 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Li'lJugs Hotshot Registered: 12/31/00 Posts: 7251 Loc: St. Cloud MN USA	Originally Posted By: semmern "We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. Har har har. Very good. _________________________ The road goes on forever...... and the party never ends.
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#3495445 - 01/15/12 10:29 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: Catfish]
semmern Hotshot Registered: 03/19/01 Posts: 8808 Loc: Oslo, Norway	Originally Posted By: Catfish A photon walks into a hotel. "Do you have much luggage ?" "No, i'm travelling light." LOL _________________________ In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3499176 - 01/20/12 06:27 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
tomagabriel Member Registered: 09/28/07 Posts: 108	Good one!
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#3499247 - 01/20/12 07:18 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Jedi Master Entil'zha Big Kahuna Registered: 02/15/00 Posts: 33095 Loc: Space Coast, USA	Ah, makes me nostalgic for my college days. Nothing like good quantum mechanics jokes! The Jedi Master _________________________ Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
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#3499326 - 01/20/12 08:31 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
semmern Hotshot Registered: 03/19/01 Posts: 8808 Loc: Oslo, Norway	I posted this next week. _________________________ In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3499388 - 01/20/12 09:31 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Sauron Successor to Bill the Cat! Hotshot Registered: 11/09/09 Posts: 5872 Loc: Quantum Superstate	All right, if you're getting this much mileage with the neutrino joke, I want a go. A Higgs boson walks into a bar and all the lights are off. And the Higgs boson says, "Let there be light!" And there was light. Cheers! Rick... _________________________ "We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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#3499401 - 01/20/12 09:40 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Sauron Successor to Bill the Cat! Hotshot Registered: 11/09/09 Posts: 5872 Loc: Quantum Superstate	Or how 'bout this one? Back during Prohibition, a photon walked up to the door of a Speakeasy and knocked. The doorkeeper opened the password port and peered out at the photon, one eye peering through each of the two slits. The photon didn't know the password, so it just waved to him. Cheers! Rick... _________________________ "We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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#3499415 - 01/20/12 09:55 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: Jedi Master]
PanzerMeyer Albatros pilot for the Kaiser King Crimson - SimHQ's Top Poster Registered: 04/04/01 Posts: 72154 Loc: Miami, FL USA	Originally Posted By: Jedi Master Nothing like good quantum mechanics jokes! The Jedi Master I bet you could really slay the hot ladies with those huh? _________________________ I aim to misbehave.
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#3499505 - 01/20/12 11:11 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
mikew Member Registered: 02/26/01 Posts: 2256 Loc: UK	An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a pint. The second one says he wants half a pint. The third one says he wants a fourth of a pint. The bartender puts two pints on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”
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#3499568 - 01/20/12 12:08 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Jedi Master Entil'zha Big Kahuna Registered: 02/15/00 Posts: 33095 Loc: Space Coast, USA	Ooh, math jokes! The Jedi Master _________________________ Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
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#3499677 - 01/20/12 01:53 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Sauron Successor to Bill the Cat! Hotshot Registered: 11/09/09 Posts: 5872 Loc: Quantum Superstate	A molecule of ribonucleic acid walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what he'll have. "I'm not drinking," says the RNA. "But I've got a message for you from the boss!" Or maybe... An acid and a base walk into a bar together. "What the hell?" says the bartender. "This is the first time I've ever seen an acid and a base walk into this joint together in all the years I've been keeping bar here! I never thought I'd live to see the day!" The acid turns to the base and says, "You see? I told you the two of us together was going to produce some sort of a reaction!" But really, we're focusing too much on the science and math end of things. What about some humanities? Fine arts perhaps? Try this... What do Picasso and the Queen have in common? Blue periods! Cheers! Rick... _________________________ "We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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#3499744 - 01/20/12 02:57 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Destructis Hotshot Registered: 09/28/06 Posts: 7333	Sheldon, is that you?
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#3499935 - 01/20/12 07:47 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
ArgonV Hotshot Registered: 01/10/01 Posts: 6186 Loc: College Station, Texas, USA	Two waves enter from opposite sides of a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink? Both waves reply "I'll have what he's having". The bartender puts down an empty glass and walks on to the next customer like they weren't even there. _________________________ "Go Fly A Kite!" -Jason R. FS-WWI Project Leader FS-WWI Plane Pack Site Intel i7 920 @ 3.5Ghz Gigabyte GA-EX58-UD3R mobo 12GB Patriot Viper II Sector 7 Edition DDR3 @ 1670 ATI 5870 Sapphire Eyefinity 6 2GB vid card ATI 5870 XFX 1GB vid card 3x1 HP LA1905 19" monitors in Eyefinity 700W Thermaltake TR2 W0366RU PSU 600GB WD Velociraptor 10k RPM HDD 1TB WD Caviar Black 7200 RPM HDD SB Audigy 2 ZS Gamer sound card Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
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#3499936 - 01/20/12 07:52 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: Sauron]
ArgonV Hotshot Registered: 01/10/01 Posts: 6186 Loc: College Station, Texas, USA	Originally Posted By: Sauron But really, we're focusing too much on the science and math end of things. What about some humanities? Fine arts perhaps? Rene DesCartes was drinking in a bar. The bartender asks if he'd like another drink. DesCartes replies "I think not" then disappears. _________________________ "Go Fly A Kite!" -Jason R. FS-WWI Project Leader FS-WWI Plane Pack Site Intel i7 920 @ 3.5Ghz Gigabyte GA-EX58-UD3R mobo 12GB Patriot Viper II Sector 7 Edition DDR3 @ 1670 ATI 5870 Sapphire Eyefinity 6 2GB vid card ATI 5870 XFX 1GB vid card 3x1 HP LA1905 19" monitors in Eyefinity 700W Thermaltake TR2 W0366RU PSU 600GB WD Velociraptor 10k RPM HDD 1TB WD Caviar Black 7200 RPM HDD SB Audigy 2 ZS Gamer sound card Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
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#3499981 - 01/20/12 09:09 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
RuhRoh Member Registered: 04/21/11 Posts: 282 Loc: Central Coast, CA	This guy walks into a bar, and says 'OW!'
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#3500015 - 01/20/12 11:40 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
LukeFF Amasser of Mosins Hotshot Registered: 06/11/01 Posts: 8078 Loc: Riverside, California, USA	A baby seal walks in to a club...
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