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#3493579 - 01/12/12 02:54 PM A neutrino walks into a bar
semmern Hotshot Registered: 03/19/01 Posts: 8808 Loc: Oslo, Norway	"We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. _________________________ In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3493581 - 01/12/12 02:59 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
MaceUK33 Dirk Diggler's stuntman Hotshot Registered: 01/10/05 Posts: 8836 Loc: Darlington, UK	I heard that tomorrow. _________________________ Antec 902 \| MSI GTX 570 OC Twin FrozR 3 1280MB GDDR5 \| Samsung F3 1TB \| Corsair 6GB DDR3 \| Gigabyte EX58-UD3R Intel X58 \| LG DVD±RW SATA DL RW \| Corsair TX 650W ATX2.2 PSU \| Intel i7 920 2.66Ghz D0 OC'd to 3.40GHz \| Coolermaster V8 CPU Cooler \| W7 HP 64 bit \| 27" iiyama monitor \| TM HOTAS Warthog #05225 \| TM Cougar MFDs \| Saitek Pro-flight combat pedals \| Track IR 5 Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society.
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#3493587 - 01/12/12 03:06 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Zeppelin Member Registered: 07/04/11 Posts: 134 Loc: Dorset, UK	Oh, and you owe me a keyboard. _________________________ Only dead fish go with the flow.
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#3493598 - 01/12/12 03:22 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Arthonon Air Combat & General Aviation Editor Hotshot Registered: 09/28/04 Posts: 5480 Loc: California	That's great! _________________________ Ken Cartwright No single drop of rain feels it is responsible for the flood. http://www.techflyer.net
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#3493686 - 01/12/12 06:11 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Sauron Successor to Bill the Cat! Hotshot Registered: 11/09/09 Posts: 5872 Loc: Quantum Superstate	That would bring down the house at MIT, Stanford, or CalTech, but around here, you get a mixed reaction at best. Amongst some of the members, it tends to cause conversations such as this: "I'm gonna tell ya what! That ol' boy is uh-tippin' back the ol' Kickapoo Joy Juice over thar in Norway! He cain't even keep his dadgum thoughts straight!" "What's a neutrino Cletus?" "Dadblame it Otis, don't you know nuthin'? A neutrino is a person from New Zealand. Evidently they don't like 'em and won't serve 'em liquor over thar in Norway!" Cheers! Rick... _________________________ "We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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#3493687 - 01/12/12 06:14 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
piper Veteran Registered: 01/01/01 Posts: 15493 Loc: Raleigh,NC	In North Carolina, we don't allow neutrinos! And we're damn proud of it two!-) that was funny semmern! Please forward to CERN!
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#3494000 - 01/13/12 06:10 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Catfish Member Registered: 06/26/09 Posts: 872 Loc: Where the ocean meets the sky	A photon walks into a hotel. "Do you have much luggage ?" "No, i'm travelling light." Piper wrote: "In North Carolina, we don't allow neutrinos! And we're damn proud of it two!-)" Edited by Catfish (01/13/12 06:11 AM)
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#3495039 - 01/14/12 05:18 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
Li'lJugs Hotshot Registered: 12/31/00 Posts: 7251 Loc: St. Cloud MN USA	Originally Posted By: semmern "We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. Har har har. Very good. _________________________ The road goes on forever...... and the party never ends.
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#3495445 - 01/15/12 10:29 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: Catfish]
semmern Hotshot Registered: 03/19/01 Posts: 8808 Loc: Oslo, Norway	Originally Posted By: Catfish A photon walks into a hotel. "Do you have much luggage ?" "No, i'm travelling light." LOL _________________________ In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3499176 - 01/20/12 06:27 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]
tomagabriel Member Registered: 09/28/07 Posts: 108	Good one!
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