Anyone who paints their car, themselves, a MATTE color, apparently using spray cans from Walmart, has created an atrocity.
The Jedi Master
There is apparently this trend going on with people buying expensive cars and having them either painted or foiled (the noun, not the verb

) in matte black. I've seen Audi Q7s, Porsche 911s, BMW M3s and Bentley Continentals in matte black. Whoever thinks that is cool ought to have new taste glands forcibly transplanted
