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#3491435 - 01/10/12 06:32 AM Joke: It's how you say it...
Bill_Grant Senior Member Registered: 06/06/01 Posts: 3488 Loc: Dallas, TX	A University of Texas student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The UT student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL??" _________________________ ~Bill Life is hard. It's even harder when you are stupid.
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#3491655 - 01/10/12 11:22 AM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Scylla Hotshot Registered: 10/24/99 Posts: 8502	_________________________ I wasn't banned from PWEC...I was boycotting it!
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#3491657 - 01/10/12 11:24 AM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: Bill_Grant]
wheelsup_cavu Veteran Registered: 12/03/08 Posts: 17658 Loc: Corona, California	Wheels _________________________ Cheers Wheelsup_cavu Mission4Today \| Get RoF Templates @ Combat-Asylum Planes of Fame Air Museum \| March Field Air Museum \| Palm Springs Air Museum
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#3491912 - 01/10/12 04:33 PM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Ajay Reverse engineered CloD simmer Veteran Registered: 12/18/02 Posts: 14662 Loc: Brisbane OZ	Took a second for me _________________________ My il2 page Seelowe Campaign Cliffs of Dover page CloD My character somehow got all twisted up. I was playing the mission where you have to infiltrate the Golden Glow Estate and do multiple things. When I was out burning beehives and fighting I just eventually ran away to view my success from a distance. I first noticed it when I squated down on a tree trunk. Coot..the squatter../simHQ/2011
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#3495319 - 01/15/12 06:50 AM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Li'lJugs Hotshot Registered: 12/31/00 Posts: 7251 Loc: St. Cloud MN USA	Literally LOL'ing! _________________________ The road goes on forever...... and the party never ends.
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#3495322 - 01/15/12 06:57 AM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: Bill_Grant]
knightgames Senior Member Registered: 09/19/04 Posts: 4156 Loc: MA	Facepalm
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#3495341 - 01/15/12 07:45 AM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: Bill_Grant]
letterboy1 (Heterosexual)Tchaikovsky Ballet Fan Veteran Registered: 12/30/00 Posts: 19284 Loc: Columbus, GA USA	Bubba Smith, one of our Georgia boys, went up there to Yale one time and decided to check out the campus, with which he was duly impressed. As he was taking in the view he stopped a proper looking fellow and asked, "Excuse me sir, where is the library at?" To which the Yale student replied, "At Yale we do not end sentences with prepositions." So Bubba smiled sheepishly and said apologetically, "Sorry about that - where is the library at, a$$hole?" _________________________ PROCEED . . . Dr Ryan.
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#3495363 - 01/15/12 08:19 AM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Coot Gooood Morning SimHQ! Senior Member Registered: 08/30/05 Posts: 4555 Loc: !!USA!!	Reminds me of the fireman joke "How fars the far"? _________________________ " Without morals a republic cannot subsist any length of time; they therefore who are decrying the Christian religion, whose morality is so sublime and pure...are undermining the solid foundation of morals, the best security for the duration of free governments." Charles Carroll - signer of the Declaration of Independence Core i5 750 2.66 ASUS P7P55D PRO Coolermaster Hyper 212 Plus CPU cooler 8 gig Corsair Vendeance DDR3 RAM EVGA Nvidia GTX570 Windows7 Home 64bit
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#3495448 - 01/15/12 10:32 AM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: letterboy1]
Li'lJugs Hotshot Registered: 12/31/00 Posts: 7251 Loc: St. Cloud MN USA	Originally Posted By: letterboy1 Bubba Smith, one of our Georgia boys, went up there to Yale one time and decided to check out the campus, with which he was duly impressed. As he was taking in the view he stopped a proper looking fellow and asked, "Excuse me sir, where is the library at?" To which the Yale student replied, "At Yale we do not end sentences with prepositions." So Bubba smiled sheepishly and said apologetically, "Sorry about that - where is the library at, a$$hole?" I have a very difficult time not ending sentences in prepositions, and I know it makes me sound stupider than I really am. It is a burden I have carried almost all my adult life and I fear it will haunt me all the way to the grave. Please try to not judge me too harshly. _________________________ The road goes on forever...... and the party never ends.
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#3495476 - 01/15/12 11:27 AM Re: Joke: It's how you say it... [Re: Bill_Grant]
Skycat Senior Member Registered: 07/10/02 Posts: 4780 Loc: Pennsylvania or Montana	Then there was the bank manager who struck up a conversation with a young man in the park about financial management. Impressed by the young man's knowledge, the bank manager asked the man where he had received his education. "Yale," replied the stranger. "Well, I'd like to hire you at my bank. You'll start tomorrow. What is your name?" "Yimmy Yohnson..." _________________________ Remove before flight
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