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#3490000 - 01/08/12 10:45 AM MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
531 Ghost USMC Veteran Registered: 09/17/02 Posts: 10441 Loc: Elizabeth City NC	A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....' HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________ Originally Posted By: Abraham Lincoln America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. For your CH Products programming needs, come on over to: The CH-Hangar Current System Specs Forum Use Agreement: Read It
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#3490010 - 01/08/12 10:52 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
Weaponz248 Hail To The King Baby!! Member Registered: 06/07/11 Posts: 2030 Loc: Milwaukee, WI, USA	LMAO!! Thats funny stuff man! Love it! _________________________ XBOX Live Tag/Steam/pCARS/PSN: Weaponz248 iRacing/RFactor 2: Jason Bader Desktop Specs: Dell XPS 630i/Intel Core 2 Quad Q9650@3.00GHZ/8 GB RAM/Nvidia GeForce GTX 570/Windows 7 64 bit/22" Gateway Monitor 1680x1050 Laptop Specs: Asus G75VW/Intel Core I7-3610QM@2.3GHZ/16 GB RAM/GeForce GTX 660M/Windows 7 64 bit/ 17.3" Display 1920x1080
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#3490011 - 01/08/12 10:54 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
Magnum Lifer Registered: 01/27/03 Posts: 25503 Loc: Naples, Florida	funny _________________________ Magnum "Every time I hear/read "Free to Play" I know were going to get screwed in the end with micro-transactions. NO THANKS game developers!" Intel i7-2600K processor Cooler Master Hyper N 520 CPU fan Asus ROG Maximus IV Gene-Z mobo 8GB Corsair Vengeance 1600 DDR3 RAM Asus ENGTX570 DCII GeForce 570 video card Western Digital 640GB 7200 w/32MB cache HDD Corsair TX750M power supply Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64-bit
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#3490040 - 01/08/12 12:00 PM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
wheelsup_cavu Lifer Registered: 12/03/08 Posts: 20388 Loc: Corona, California	Wheels _________________________ Cheers Wheelsup_cavu Mission4Today \| Get RoF Templates @ Combat-Asylum Planes of Fame Air Museum \| March Field Air Museum \| Palm Springs Air Museum
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#3490119 - 01/08/12 02:04 PM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
coasty Senior Member Registered: 06/22/01 Posts: 3421 Loc: Asheville, NC, USA	some women just cannot handle the truth. _________________________ Have you seen the Arrow? WWW
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#3490412 - 01/09/12 12:00 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
Panther Senior Member Registered: 07/10/05 Posts: 4180 Loc: Nellis AFB, NV	LOL! _________________________ Virtual Thunderbirds, LLC \| Sponsored by Thrustmaster i7 950 \| GA-X58A-UD3R \| 8GB Corsair DDR3 \| EVGA GTX 460 SLI 1GB \| SanDisk 120GB \| VelociRaptor 600GB \| Win 7 64bit \| TIR5 \| TM HOTAS Warthog #01629 \| TM MFD Cougar Pack \| CH Pro Pedals \| Fanatec CSW w/ Formula Rim & CSPv2 \| Obutto R3Volution \| The Black Max \| 40" Sharp LCD
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#3490426 - 01/09/12 12:37 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
Cali Military Advisor - USAF Member Registered: 07/31/06 Posts: 916 Loc: Barksdale AFB, La	LMAO!!! _________________________ i5-2500k @ 3.3, Asus P8Z77-V LE mobo Windows 7 64-bit, 8GB 1866mhz EVGA GTX 670 FTW 2GB, 8800GT 512MB, 256GB SSD, 500GB WD, CH Franken-Potato (Stick, Throttle and Pedals) TM Cougar MFD's, TrackIR 5, G15 keyboard
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#3490436 - 01/09/12 01:04 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
Bulletstop Senior Member Registered: 08/11/08 Posts: 3148 Loc: Littleton, Co	Bullet _________________________ Specs home built I7 870 Lynnfield Chip at stock speed 2.93 with Evga P55FTW system board, A BFG GTX275 Vid card, 4Gigs Corsair Dominator Mem 2600+, 1.3 TB on 2 WD Hard drives, Corsair H50 water cooler.X-65F with peddals and Tir 4 track clip pro One badass machine... A truism "liberals, who believe that everyone should categorically agree with them because their theoretical positions are "a higher truth" than the positions of any person out there living in and interacting with the real world."
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#3490450 - 01/09/12 01:51 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
oldgrognard Veteran Registered: 11/15/01 Posts: 10732 Loc: USA	Good one. _________________________ Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
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#3490451 - 01/09/12 01:54 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
Mad Max survivor Senior Member Registered: 06/20/01 Posts: 4420 Loc: NSW, Australia	Here in Oz you can get teeshirts advertising Guinness beer and the motto: "Guinness, helping ugly people have sex for 150 years" _________________________ Es ist nicht warum hier.
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