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#3490000 - 01/08/12 07:45 AM MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3490010 - 01/08/12 07:52 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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LMAO!! Thats funny stuff man! Love it!
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#3490011 - 01/08/12 07:54 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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funny
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#3490040 - 01/08/12 09:00 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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hahaha


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#3490119 - 01/08/12 11:04 AM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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some women just cannot handle the truth.
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#3490412 - 01/08/12 09:00 PM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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LOL!
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#3490426 - 01/08/12 09:37 PM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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LMAO!!!
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#3490436 - 01/08/12 10:04 PM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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#3490450 - 01/08/12 10:51 PM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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Good one.
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#3490451 - 01/08/12 10:54 PM Re: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! [Re: 531 Ghost]
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Here in Oz you can get teeshirts advertising Guinness beer and the motto:

"Guinness, helping ugly people have sex for 150 years"

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