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#3487956 - 01/05/12 06:06 AM Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt.
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As you can see, this painting wasn't anywhere near worth $30,000,000 until it had the addition of some butt grease.


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#3487958 - 01/05/12 06:08 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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#3487963 - 01/05/12 06:09 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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#3487964 - 01/05/12 06:09 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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I was confused at first. I thought she had created that painting using her backside.

Then I read the article. Ok!
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#3487965 - 01/05/12 06:10 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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I just LOL at the "value" of some of these so-called art pieces.



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#3487976 - 01/05/12 06:23 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: adlabs6]
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I was confused at first. I thought she had created that painting using her backside.

Then I read the article. Ok!



Then you see the irony.
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#3487977 - 01/05/12 06:27 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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i don't get how that is worth 30 million? i could slap some damn paint on a canvas like that and would it be worth 30 million to? if so man ive been doing it wrong my whole life........
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#3487980 - 01/05/12 06:37 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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#3488014 - 01/05/12 07:29 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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pff as always the rabble doesn't understand anything about art....SimHQ shames me.no.it shames itself.

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#3488035 - 01/05/12 07:54 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: Blade_RJ]
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pff as always the rabble doesn't understand anything about art....simhq shames me.no.it shames itself.


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#3488043 - 01/05/12 08:11 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: mr_hill]
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Originally Posted By: mr_hill
i don't get how that is worth 30 million? i could slap some damn paint on a canvas like that and would it be worth 30 million to? if so man ive been doing it wrong my whole life........


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#3488063 - 01/05/12 08:42 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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Can't see how you could deface it?

Maybe if she tried moving sideways....
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#3488157 - 01/05/12 10:57 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: Blade_RJ]
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Originally Posted By: Blade_RJ
pff as always the rabble doesn't understand anything about art....simhq shames me.no.it shames itself.


And you do? Please, regale us with your knowledge and insights, extemporaneously w/out googling
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#3488191 - 01/05/12 11:34 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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Thats certainly art with a capital F - like most man made art these days

Want to see some art that has some purpose in life:





There is some good man made art that actually have a purpose:

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#3488201 - 01/05/12 11:53 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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Well there is the idea of kitch vs avant garde. Kitch being commercially mass produced art which lacks much in creativity or imagination (such as the "Swedish Girls" pic above). Avant garde being more focused more on the replication of the process of creating a piece of art as opposed to the replication of an object via painting or sculpting. There is also the focus of making someone think about what the work represents (whereas with kitch it tends to be fairly obvious).

Lets take the above pic as an example again. As it is it is kitch, however it may be considered avant garde if the caption read "these are not Swedish girls" or "these are not girls" or something similar. Weird? Yes. Hence me spending free time shooting tanks or reading history as opposed to viewing avant garde works. biggrin
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#3488212 - 01/05/12 12:02 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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My wife is an artist, Abstract etc.

People love her stuff, she's sold a bit. Not a lot, not over $200 but still... somebody bought it.

I think it looks like moody child smudges. I don't get abstract art. Dali is art to me. I love street art. Bunch of colors in a convas, no matter how "muted" or "explosive" doesn't reach out to me. I don't get Warhol. Oh well, guess I miss out.

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#3488223 - 01/05/12 12:16 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TankHunter]
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Originally Posted By: TankHunter
Well there is the idea of kitch vs avant garde. Kitch being commercially mass produced art which lacks much in creativity or imagination (such as the "Swedish Girls" pic above). Avant garde being more focused more on the replication of the process of creating a piece of art as opposed to the replication of an object via painting or sculpting. There is also the focus of making someone think about what the work represents (whereas with kitch it tends to be fairly obvious).

Lets take the above pic as an example again. As it is it is kitch, however it may be considered avant garde if the caption read "these are not Swedish girls" or "these are not girls" or something similar. Weird? Yes. Hence me spending free time shooting tanks or reading history as opposed to viewing avant garde works. biggrin




Err - I think you will find the creator who sculpted the beautiful and very tangible young female human - also was supposed to have created the entire universe etc - and you think he/she/it was lacking in imagination do you?









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#3488232 - 01/05/12 12:22 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: MigBuster]
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Well there is the idea of kitch vs avant garde. Kitch being commercially mass produced art which lacks much in creativity or imagination (such as the "Swedish Girls" pic above). Avant garde being more focused more on the replication of the process of creating a piece of art as opposed to the replication of an object via painting or sculpting. There is also the focus of making someone think about what the work represents (whereas with kitch it tends to be fairly obvious).

Lets take the above pic as an example again. As it is it is kitch, however it may be considered avant garde if the caption read "these are not Swedish girls" or "these are not girls" or something similar. Weird? Yes. Hence me spending free time shooting tanks or reading history as opposed to viewing avant garde works. biggrin




Err - I think you will find the creator who sculpted the beautiful and very tangible young female human - also was supposed to have created the entire universe etc - and you think he/she/it was lacking in imagination do you?










I am referring to art, not the creation of the universe and all those in it biggrin
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#3488235 - 01/05/12 12:27 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: Blade_RJ]
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pff as always the rabble doesn't understand anything about art....simhq shames me.no.it shames itself.



Well I see the picture as a fight between man and corporations. The brown represents the boudaries between the rich and the poor creating class segregation. The red is the war and social upheaval in society. The yellow is the glimmer of peace that man hopes and strives to attain.

But $30,000,000? Seriously?

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#3488244 - 01/05/12 12:36 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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#3488255 - 01/05/12 12:43 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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#3488259 - 01/05/12 12:45 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: knightgames]
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pff as always the rabble doesn't understand anything about art....simhq shames me.no.it shames itself.



Well I see the picture as a fight between man and corporations. The brown represents the boudaries between the rich and the poor creating class segregation. The red is the war and social upheaval in society. The yellow is the glimmer of peace that man hopes and strives to attain.

But $30,000,000? Seriously?


Correction, the brown is poop.
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#3488276 - 01/05/12 12:59 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TankHunter]
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Originally Posted By: TankHunter
Well there is the idea of kitch vs avant garde. Kitch being commercially mass produced art which lacks much in creativity or imagination (such as the "Swedish Girls" pic above).


I have to disagree. I can imagine quite a bit about that pic, and it would be very creative...

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#3488280 - 01/05/12 01:05 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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Originally Posted By: Blade_RJ
pff as always the rabble doesn't understand anything about art....simhq shames me.no.it shames itself.



Well I see the picture as a fight between man and corporations. The brown represents the boudaries between the rich and the poor creating class segregation. The red is the war and social upheaval in society. The yellow is the glimmer of peace that man hopes and strives to attain.

But $30,000,000? Seriously?


Correction, the brown is poop.



LOL. Well one man's poop is another......

I hope you didn't take my assessment serious. Sometimes I'm not great at this on-line sarcasm stuff.

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#3488289 - 01/05/12 01:14 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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I have a simple way of telling whether or not it's art.

Click to reveal..
If I could do it, it's not art.


That wasn't art.
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#3488293 - 01/05/12 01:20 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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To anyone curious:

My understanding is that Clyfford Still, the artist of the painting, is important because of his use of color within his compositions. He was from the first generation of Abstract Expressionists. And Abstract Expressionism, as a genre, was started as a form of artistic rebellion.

However, like most artists, it was only after he died that his paintings became extremely valuable.

As far as I understand it, he's now consider one of the most important painters of the 20th century.
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#3488387 - 01/05/12 02:53 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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What happened to the painting should if anything raise the value, i mean its abstract right? So you can see into it whatever you desire, however it makes you feel, and someone has been inspired by it, loved the painting hated the painting , simply pissed of its nut but the picture has drawn an emotion out of them and been followed by an act of randomness.

Random Abstract.

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#3488390 - 01/05/12 02:56 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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#3488394 - 01/05/12 03:02 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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Maybe her ass was itchy
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#3488418 - 01/05/12 03:38 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: mucat]
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Well there is the idea of kitch vs avant garde. Kitch being commercially mass produced art which lacks much in creativity or imagination (such as the "Swedish Girls" pic above).


I have to disagree. I can imagine quite a bit about that pic, and it would be very creative...


Ah, but this is the avant garde version biggrin

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#3488520 - 01/05/12 06:05 PM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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#3488754 - 01/06/12 05:43 AM Re: Woman increases value of $30,000,000 painting with her butt. [Re: TerribleTwo]
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FYI, those "Swedish" girls weren't. They were either totally or just mostly American, and while it was possible some had Nordic lineage, it wasn't like one of their parents.

Just another beer marketing idea from the past.



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