PV1,

Supermarket Shelf-Stacker to be released for PC in January! What a mouth-watering prospect that would be. If only it were true!

I never wanted to be a star reporter with SimHQ!....


I wanted to be...... a lumberjack!!!!

Intriguing!

Btw, what started as a very grey and overcast day has now turned into a beautiful day with clear skies and 5 degrees centigrade.

However, this, has got to be my favourite!

Me, too! Those well-stacked women would be a big draw down there.

Folks,

Yes, indeedy. IMHO especially at this time of the year there is absolutely nothing in this world that fills a stocking like a well endowed young lady. Yesterday at the hospital we were ministered to by no less than 4 such well built angels of mercy. It fair made me Christmas

No doubt, just like you fellows, I have the Strip-Tidily-Winks and Strip-Marbles sims on my must-have Christmas list but what I'm really hoping for is the High Rise Elevator Operator sim. I understand that the music track alone is well worth the price and that the sim features some exciting ups and downs.

May both your belly and your stocking be filled and your holiday be all you need it to be.

Folks,

Dux:

We hear you fired up your Sopwith Christmas Eve night.

Has everyone already heard about Dux's Christmas mission? It seems that during the un-official "Christmas Peace" Dux volunteered to fly over the German lines and drop a few explosive "presents" just to remind everyone why they were there. Flight firmly said no so Dux kicked up some dust with his boot and poked out his lips in stubborn disappointment. Picking up a bottle of beer he wandered off toward his plane.

Standing next to his Sopwith sloshing down a bottle of Spillit and Blott's he suddenly had a grand idea. Finishing his beer he ran to get his mechanic and rigger. He quickly found them also drinking beer and warming themselves by a small fire. After downing several more beers together they easily managed to fill two good sized galvanized buckets with choicest English urine.

The boys attached the buckets to the hard points under the Sopwith's wings in a manner so that they would not tip or fall until Dux threw the release lever in the cockpit.

Off Dux flew into the dark that was a black as his hatred for the enemy. His mind was set upon revenge. As he crossed no man's land he climbed a bit and noticed it was now freezing cold. Following the line of the German trenches there rose to his ears the sound of singing. Before long it grew louder. He cut his engine and clearly made out the familiar German Christmas carol "Stille Nacht".

Just when the song reached it's highest volume Dux threw the lever and released the vile liquid from the buckets with a gleeful bruhahaha and a smirk.

Far below the enemy sang on completely unaware of the danger that flew above them. The cold was bitter and the snow was crisp and deep. Suddenly all around the singers there swirled a glorious cloud of frozen particles that glittered in the firelight like purest gold. They smiled in wonder at this Christmas miracle and then they sang even louder.

From across no man's land there came an echoing chorus of "Silent Night" that rose and fell in volume with the vacillating strength of the wind.

Gents,

JRT,

The chaps on the Squadron are anxious to know if the Imperial Army tried the frankfurters?

Folks,

Dux:

Ach! Nine. One of the carolers going to relieve himself found some large, juicy, frozen frankfurters strung out in a tree that had somehow survived the last bombardment. The hungry men had the little sausages sizzling and squeaking over the fire in no time at all. Very soon the aroma had their mouths watering over this latest Christmas miracle.

Just as one of the mechanics was about to have a little taste; along came non other than the Rittmeister himself and several of his comrades making a holiday inspection to boost morale. Presumably to that end it was suggested by the great ace Hermann Goering that they confiscate every single morsel. This they promptly did and leaving the hungry men crestfallen and hungry they took the tasty looking, steaming hot franks back with them to headquarters.

In other possibly unrelated news; word has filtered back to us from headquarters that the Rittmeister will, for reasons yet to be disclosed, not be flying for an unspecified period of time.

Folks,

Dux:

On re-reading your last post it has occurred to me that the frankfurters found may not have been the "frankfurters" that you dropped. Frankly it may take me some time to eliminate all the confusion as the staff is rather pooped after the rigors of the holidays. Butt I have every confidence that we will eventually get to the bottom of the mystery.