Why drink coffee when there are things like Red Bull and Amp available?

I mean, if you're going to drink total crap, there are better flavors than "coffee" out there.





The Jedi Master

This was an excellent read, Ajay. I really enjoyed the little excursions you took us on and the sense of community the article engendered. You picked some great threads to drop in on and wrote the whole thing in a very entertaining way.

Well, there's another area where I'm way behind the times. I see that stuff in the coolers at Walmart and other places, but I've never had one. I'm still a coffee guy. And not the new-fangled drip stuff either. We have an old fashioned percolator.

I have to ask my eleven-year-old if I have techie questions. She'll patiently explain things like Kindles, Tablets, i-Pads, and that sort of stuff to me. She recently taught me what 4G was, though we don't have it here yet.

I think it's a karmic thing. My Dad used to call me to come over and program his VCR when he wanted to record a NASCAR race. I'd do it, but I'd say to my brother, "His generation won World War 2, but they can't program their VCRs!" We'd laugh and laugh.

Now I'm Dad.

Cheers!

Rick...

If it isnt gritty and doesnt taste like burnt dirt with a cows udder innards spilt on it or remind you of a hard day out fighting clowns armed with colt .45's in the middle of a desolate dry wind blown desert where you are so focused you can see every grain of sun smelted sand ..then it aint coffee.

Redbull and drinks similar aint got nothin on a throat searing real coffee. Give me ten red bulls and i'll show you ten dead clowns who thought they could take the crown.

Or you could just drink motor oil or Drano or something.



The Jedi Master

...they make the oil too thin these days for all the girly cars that collapse ...even with their 925 non fail sensors