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#3474055 - 12/14/11 09:58 AM Tom Brady arrives in Heaven... (joke)
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Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the......... corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and driveways, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.

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Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won three Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?"

"Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."!!!
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#3474214 - 12/14/11 01:51 PM Re: Tom Brady arrives in Heaven... (joke) [Re: Magnum]
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#3474343 - 12/14/11 06:32 PM Re: Tom Brady arrives in Heaven... (joke) [Re: Magnum]
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How appropriate for this Sunday's matchup.

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#3474446 - 12/14/11 11:28 PM Re: Tom Brady arrives in Heaven... (joke) [Re: Magnum]
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#3474498 - 12/15/11 03:24 AM Re: Tom Brady arrives in Heaven... (joke) [Re: Magnum]
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Thanks. I can change it up some to fit my favorite college bball rival.
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