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#3435698 - 11/16/11 07:22 PM Dinner Plans - Joke
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A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.

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#3436253 - 11/17/11 02:33 PM Re: Dinner Plans - Joke [Re: wheelsup_cavu]
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..was waiting for it biggrin
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#3436266 - 11/17/11 02:51 PM Re: Dinner Plans - Joke [Re: wheelsup_cavu]
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#3436336 - 11/17/11 04:55 PM Re: Dinner Plans - Joke [Re: wheelsup_cavu]
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Lol! Nice one!
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