Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.

No doubt you'll soon receive a letter with the words 'Statement of Claim' at the top...

I love it. Might even work, for a while at least...

Heheh, that's pretty good.