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#3391013 - 09/15/11 06:01 PM Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten
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Now if that is not a worthy readable title i don't know what is lol!

A porn star..eaten by badgers..is that ironic or is it just me?


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#3391037 - 09/15/11 06:55 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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porn stars have doubles ?

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#3391071 - 09/15/11 08:00 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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So, if you double a dwarf porn star, do you get a _______ oh nevermind.

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#3391088 - 09/15/11 08:35 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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Wow, now that is a perfect tabloid news headline!
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#3391120 - 09/15/11 09:38 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

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#3391258 - 09/16/11 05:06 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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Was it a large wooden badger?



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#3391268 - 09/16/11 05:21 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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how farked up is that !!!
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#3391318 - 09/16/11 06:52 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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#3391345 - 09/16/11 07:39 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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Pure gold.

"Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

"star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go"

"Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth"

Do we all have dwarf lookalikes?


Edited by December (09/16/11 07:40 AM)

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#3391359 - 09/16/11 08:05 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: December]
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I wonder if the other six cast members had anything to do with this?

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#3391364 - 09/16/11 08:12 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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Even if you tried to make up a bizarre headline you couldn't top this one.

"Hi-ho Hi-ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go"? That's a real movie title?

OK, what exactly do you guys get up to across the pond there?

Cheers!

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#3391439 - 09/16/11 10:19 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Sauron]
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Probably the influence of the deviant original.

You remember...young virgin living in a tiny woodland cottage with several small men.

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#3504451 - 01/26/12 08:12 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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I had to.
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#3504455 - 01/26/12 08:29 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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So did he try to do the badger? Did it take offense? Sorry couldn't help myself smile.



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#3504587 - 01/27/12 02:28 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: PanzerMeyer]
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Wow, now that is a perfect tabloid news headline!


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#3504589 - 01/27/12 02:34 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: joe_stallin]
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I had to.



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#3504640 - 01/27/12 05:06 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Freycinet]
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Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten

Ye gods, this place is going downhill. I despair. hahaha
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#3504648 - 01/27/12 05:19 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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Omfg that is so bloody funny
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#3504752 - 01/27/12 07:43 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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I nominate this thread for best title of 2012
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#3504762 - 01/27/12 07:52 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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I wasn't aware that badgers ate their partners after sex.

Can't believe the Sun missed that one.
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#3504764 - 01/27/12 07:53 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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Clearly we can see the dangers of a deep-rooted lust for badger.

So the next time you're daydreaming about some winsome badger maiden, or scoping out the latest badger skin mag, remember what happened to Gordon Ramsay's porn double.

Everyone wants to say, "It won't happen to me!" but it does happen. And it could happen to you.

Stay out of those badger dens.

Cheers!

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#3504800 - 01/27/12 08:38 AM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Sauron]
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Could be doubly dangerous.

They've just announced a badger cull here. You could get eaten and shot. Or eaten and gassed.

Time to curb the badger-related leisure time activities, folks.

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#3505132 - 01/27/12 01:52 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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See that honey badger? He'll eat a porn dwarf, even though its clawing him with his stubby fingers. Honey badger dont' give a $#!%!

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#3505165 - 01/27/12 02:29 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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You know, I was just standing in front of the mirror, getting ready to take Shovel for a walk, and I said to myself, "What is it about this incident that they find so unusual?"

I mean, here we have the tragic end of a young lad out for some outdoor recreation, and you all act like something peculiar has gone on!

Cheers!

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#3505225 - 01/27/12 03:17 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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Wow, thanks for the note, Ajay. My dwarf porn double hasn't checked in with us for a while, now I'm really worried!
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#3505275 - 01/27/12 03:57 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Ajay]
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#3505311 - 01/27/12 04:39 PM Re: Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn double found dead in badger den and half eaten [Re: Master]
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Right lads, now that Ajays link is fixed, it is with a heavy heart I must inform you all that this 'story' is entirely made up. hahaha It's the infamous 'Sunday Sport' tabloid, famous for, err....Loads of Jugs and entirely fabricated funny stories.

'Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper, published by Sport Newspapers, which was established in 1986. It prints plainly ludicrous stories, such as a double-decker London bus being found frozen in the Antarctic ice, or a World War II bomber found on the moon. Defenders of the paper pointed out that it was not intended to be taken seriously . Its controversial content also includes a high quotient of softcore female nudity and extensive advertising for sexual services.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_Sport

Nearly had me going though till I found out it was the Sport.....almost seemed bizarre enough to be true, and I'm slightly disappointed! biggrin

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dead-dwarf-porn-star-badger-story-myth
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