Clearly we can see the dangers of a deep-rooted lust for badger.

So the next time you're daydreaming about some winsome badger maiden, or scoping out the latest badger skin mag, remember what happened to Gordon Ramsay's porn double.

Everyone wants to say, "It won't happen to me!" but it does happen. And it could happen to you.

Stay out of those badger dens.

Cheers!

Rick...

Could be doubly dangerous.

They've just announced a badger cull here. You could get eaten and shot. Or eaten and gassed.

Time to curb the badger-related leisure time activities, folks.

See that honey badger? He'll eat a porn dwarf, even though its clawing him with his stubby fingers. Honey badger dont' give a $#!%!

You know, I was just standing in front of the mirror, getting ready to take Shovel for a walk, and I said to myself, "What is it about this incident that they find so unusual?"

I mean, here we have the tragic end of a young lad out for some outdoor recreation, and you all act like something peculiar has gone on!

Cheers!

Rick...

Wow, thanks for the note, Ajay. My dwarf porn double hasn't checked in with us for a while, now I'm really worried!

mushroom MUSHROOM!

Right lads, now that Ajays link is fixed, it is with a heavy heart I must inform you all that this 'story' is entirely made up. It's the infamous 'Sunday Sport' tabloid, famous for, err....Loads of Jugs and entirely fabricated funny stories.

'Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper, published by Sport Newspapers, which was established in 1986. It prints plainly ludicrous stories, such as a double-decker London bus being found frozen in the Antarctic ice, or a World War II bomber found on the moon. Defenders of the paper pointed out that it was not intended to be taken seriously . Its controversial content also includes a high quotient of softcore female nudity and extensive advertising for sexual services.'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_Sport

Nearly had me going though till I found out it was the Sport.....almost seemed bizarre enough to be true, and I'm slightly disappointed!

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dead-dwarf-porn-star-badger-story-myth