Err...well..sort of. Lord Vader (Kai) wanted one..and this is just his size. It is actually a composter. It came in a million segments and I was actually quite impressed with the engineering that made it all come together quite easily (90 minutes with a hammer and screwdriver)... It sits on a base with rollers so all you have to do is add your scraps each day and give it a spin to turn over the ingredients. The air tubes go deep into the orb to provide air for the composting process. The soil it makes will go into our veggie garden (which hasn't actually been planted yet..might be a spring project..)..







Now to keep Kai from crawling inside of it to roll around on the lawn...

BeachAV8R

I knew that thing looked familiar.

"Normal" people build a tree house for their kid.

Not that there's anything wrong with a Death Star.

:-)

Will it have a working death ray?

It looked more like Sputnik to me:

http://imgs.obviousmag.org/archives/uploads/2007/071004_blog.uncovering.org_sputnik_1.jpg

Don't lose track and forget about him. You wouldn't want to pull the lid off and find him composted.

Cheers!

Rick...

LOL, if that happens Rick I think Marisa will compost Beach!!


Wheels

You fool! That thing is covered in little exhaust ports. Did you learn NOTHING from the trilogy?

we have not done anything to anger you lately, have we???? If so I apologize in advance.

After reading this article I think growing your own food is probably the best thing you can do for your kid Beach.
Pesticides in food linked to ADHD in kids: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44260583/ns/health-childrens_health/

The sooner the better.


Wheels

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

We cannot repel compost of that magnitude!

LOL, the Star Wars parodies are on the money.


Wheels

Shhh...it took me a long time to build these centrifuges...


I can't wait to set up claymores and trip wires around Kai's tree house perimeter...


It will. And it will be invincible because we parked it next to our house and we have a defensive shield projected from the home unit (security light)...


Good idea. I need to emblazon a hammer & sickle on the side of it. That should really put us in good stead with the neighbors...


He'd still be cuter than me...(not difficult to do at all..)


My ass would be grass. For sure..


It's a trap! The rebels will fly in and find out we've filled the ports with honey.


We will spare Asheville. Because we like the mountains.


They taste of chicken.


Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

What about the SMELL, composting is quite the adventure in odors. Worked a temp job in High School breaking open
grass filled bags at a compost site. Talk about a job to remember, The smell alone when ripping open a bag of grass
that has fermented in the sun for a couple weeks. Was a one day job, and the longest in my career. Would have preferred
dealing with week old dead bodies. Yes I have been there to.

That's a good question. We'll see how that goes. We have a couple acres our house sits on..so if need be, it can be relocated. The next neighbor over has a dog kennel that sits right up against our property line. I think that would be a good place for it..

That the idiot from Portal 2.

Thank-you for that, hilarious - cheered up my coding this morning no end LOL

Martin...

That is no moon, for sure...