Better watch out...

http://www.gorillanaut.com/reviews/images/BigfootMovies/bigfoot1.png

Well, looking at that "News" story, here's my theory. You are dealing with a Bigfoot. Female, or worse, Homosexual male. He or she is attracted to you, and has been doing errands for you, and making offerings of love.
Ignoring these signs will cause you to wind up like the unfortunate victim in the "News" story. Heed these signs. It is probably better to go willingly than to be her/his slave. Your wife will just have to understand. Then again, maybe she/he has an open mind and ...well, who knows.

Jackalope.

Maybe it is a ghost?

I'm glued to this thread Sauron, keep us updated!

Really all that is happening here is that Sauron is having one of his episodes and we are going along for the ride. That or he is getting ready to write a zombie apocolypse book and he is testing the story line out on us.


Wheels

This has all the makings of a Stephen King classic. Watch your six and report back regularly.

Oh yeah...and make sure it's sorted by October 31st...

What if it's an escaped ape? It might scare your animals because they don't know the smell of an exotic animal?

Dolphins and octopi are also very intelligent but I suspect there is a small problem with this theory that I can't put my finger on yet...

It might also be a somewhat insecure and scared orc that feels attached to you because of your nickname.

I also fully agree that after setting up a webcam or other suitable camera you should try to increase the amounts of unchopped wood you leave out there and make it work a little harder.

"This event takes place every year, right down the road from here:

http://www.bigfootmountain.com/ "


Maybe he's in the area in anticipation for the event?

Kinda hard for bigfoot,(bigfeet?) to get a bus or cab or something.

He had to hoof it and is working for food.

I just thought of something. It could be the Loup Garou.

I'd better hang a salt shaker by the back door. They get mesmerized by their compulsion to count the holes and it stops them in their tracks.

Cheers!

Rick...