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#3225444 - 03/05/11 06:17 PM Try to maintain eye contact...  
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#3225450 - 03/05/11 06:26 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3225481 - 03/05/11 06:57 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I lasted about a half second. And then I tried to maintain eye contact and couldn't.

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#3225487 - 03/05/11 07:02 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I just tipped my head to the side so one eye was maintaining contact with her eyes and the other eye was maintaining contact with what was directly in front of them. thumbsup

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#3225500 - 03/05/11 07:17 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3225517 - 03/05/11 07:38 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: NH2112]  
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Originally Posted By: NH2112
I just tipped my head to the side so one eye was maintaining contact with her eyes and the other eye was maintaining contact with what was directly in front of them. thumbsup


So you have one of those Marty Feldman eyes?

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#3225742 - 03/05/11 11:23 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3225748 - 03/05/11 11:32 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I can see this thread heading down the path of a whole lotta win. Next eye contact challenge - the levels get harder:



















































































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#3225749 - 03/05/11 11:36 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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What contact?
#3225904 - 03/06/11 03:43 AM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3226083 - 03/06/11 11:49 AM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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What eyes?

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#3226085 - 03/06/11 11:51 AM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3226109 - 03/06/11 12:47 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3226262 - 03/06/11 05:17 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Destructis]  
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Originally Posted By: Destructis
What eyes?


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#3226306 - 03/06/11 06:06 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: WhiteStar]  
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Originally Posted By: WhiteStar
Originally Posted By: Destructis
What eyes?


x2

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#3226454 - 03/06/11 09:09 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3226484 - 03/06/11 09:32 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3226499 - 03/06/11 09:43 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: - Ice]  
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Originally Posted By: - Ice
I once saw a T-shirt that said "Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!" I gotta get me one of those.

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I think I need a few of them too.


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#3226507 - 03/06/11 10:01 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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In today's day and age, I'm just happy not to see silicon scars. That's like looking behind the curtain and seeing a boob for the wizard. After that great fire display, one get's a bit let down at the man behind the curtain. Same with fake bewbs.


On the other hand, I'm glad I don't go to BYU.

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#3226516 - 03/06/11 10:15 PM Re: Try to maintain eye contact... [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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