But, the next time you order it, tell the waitress you want the French Onion soup without the onions. When she protests, tell her she can put the onions from your soup into other people's soup and that way she hasn't broken any rules. If she protests further, tell her to take the onions and put them between her knees. Then sweep the dishes off your table and walk out.
Saw it in a movie once.
Pat Tillman (1976-2004):
4 years Arizona State University, graduated with high honors.
5 seasons National Football League player, Arizona Cardinals.
Forever United States Army Ranger.