I love to FART

No complaints. Just wanted to know if I was the typical guy when it came to farting.

Ah. Well, as SimHQ's official unlicensed fart doctor, I can say with complete confidence that you're a typical guy farter.

Nothing finer than to wake up in the morning, take a big yawn, and then bark a tooter out the exhaust. Just make sure it's dry and not disguised as the real deal.

wet wet wet,

were they not a boy band?

I don't know, but as the fart doctor I know you don't want wet poopy in your pants.

You should change your SimHQ name to "wet poopy pants" 20mm.

No, guod wouldn't like that. I could change my unofficial adjunct name to Dr. Fart Wet Poopy Pants I suppose.

I'm so far behind the curve with ArmA2 that I might be more of liability -

I've been flying a bunch of Black Shark on the servers, so maybe I'll see you guys there? I don't really see too many from SimHQ on any of them -

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I fly Black Shark online all the time but just not on the SimHQ server. It's usually me hosting a private server and Jedi Master and Letterboy1 will join.

Since tomorrow is St Paddy's Day, I suggest we address each other as follows:

20mm = 20 O'mm
PanzerMeyer = Panzer O'Meyer
Rogered = o'Rogered
LIONPRIDE = LION O'PRIDE
NavyNuke = Navy O'Nuke
Wheels = O'Wheels

and Lewis = O'LewisMcMac

and Ollie = OOllie