Maybe you should consider one of them caesium atomic clocks then?

At least you'll be able to keep bad time accurately...

Was wondering has anyone ever done nitric oxide on a Jet plane like a F-16?

So many women so little time and money. Sigh.

I saw little squirt bottles of Oxygen for sale at Walgreens today - $16, never saw that before. Wonder if you could take them past TSA?

Wait, you mean air right? Bottles of pure oxygen would be quite flammable! LOL

I thought air was free. Here on Planet Earth.

But hey, what about those oxygen bars at the airports? I see people snorting up a good time there. Got the little hoses and the noses and the bubbles and all that stuff. Sexy attendants who look bored, too.

There's a cable channel for women called Oxygen.

I'm not sure if I should find that disturbing.
In other news, this is page 666 in my SHQ layout.

Ok guys tis bed time for little Lewis,

loads of love and see you jessiefied numpty carpet munchers tomorrow x

The LWT is starting to lose its popularity. It needs some loving.