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#2904665 - 11/19/09 11:22 PM Potentially And Realistically!
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This little boy goes up to his dad and he says: "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?"

To which the father replies: "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies: "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!"

So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies: "He is so fine, of course I would!"

So he goes up to his dad and says: "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically"

"Well, what's the difference?" asks the father.

"Well, potentially we're sitting on $2 million, but realistically we're just living with two sluts."
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#2904667 - 11/19/09 11:31 PM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: Kodiak]
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haha good one.
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#2904683 - 11/20/09 01:37 AM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: ForSquirrels]
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#2904704 - 11/20/09 03:21 AM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: Immermann]
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LOL! biggrin
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#2904736 - 11/20/09 04:58 AM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: semmern]
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#2904773 - 11/20/09 05:58 AM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: No105_Archie]
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lol, good one!
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#2904929 - 11/20/09 09:26 AM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: 20mm]
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I like it smile
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#2904964 - 11/20/09 10:19 AM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: DawgMan]
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Haha, has me giggling in the Dr's office.
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#2904992 - 11/20/09 11:23 AM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: Top Gun]
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#2904996 - 11/20/09 11:34 AM Re: Potentially And Realistically! [Re: BeachAV8R]
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Not the punchline I expected, that was better.
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