or a nice Stilton with Port wine. Every year, around the beginning of December, the local supermarket has these large Stilton's with a hole drilled in the top, into which they put a bottle of not too bad Port wine. The bottle slowly empties itself in the cheese. A week before X-mas it's finished and you can buy it - it's pretty popular.
A tradition my father and I have for many years now - with X-Mas and New Year's eve we eat this stuff on crackers. The women in our respective households hate it though - so more for us!
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.