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#2896250 - 11/06/09 09:13 PM What not to do during a zombie apocalypse.
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#2896311 - 11/07/09 02:35 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Desert Eagle]
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LOL

There's some good ones on that site.
Staying on topic try this one http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite
Apparently id last 49 mins.
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#2896320 - 11/07/09 03:31 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Mark Aisthorpe]
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1 hour 14 minutes.
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#2896322 - 11/07/09 03:41 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Legend]
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1 hour 5 here.

In other news, I'd survive for HALF A SECOND on the surface of the sun.

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#2896327 - 11/07/09 03:45 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Legend]
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You'd last 1 hour and 17 minutes before becoming infected!


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#2896331 - 11/07/09 03:57 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Gopher]
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Originally Posted By: Gopher
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1 hour 5 here.

In other news, I'd survive for HALF A SECOND on the surface of the sun.


So, go at night!

Sheesh.

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#2896381 - 11/07/09 06:54 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Legend]
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You'd last 1 hour and 12 minutes before becoming infected!


No wonder they call you legend, legend. oh noes, the other guy beated you, seems you are not the last man alive after all.
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#2896388 - 11/07/09 07:04 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Blade_RJ]
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Awesome.. 1 hr. 32 minutes! I promise to try my best to bury all of you in a respectful manner* since you all will be dieing before me.

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* Unless I'm being chased by the zombie masses, in which case you will be zombie-food. Sorry.
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#2896392 - 11/07/09 07:16 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: BeachAV8R]
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1 hour 11 minutes. I'm doomed.

Or, I would be were it not for my Zombie Detector device (patent pending). It has an audible alert and a flashing beacon when zombies are in the area. And, most importantly, a red arrow (illuminated) that clearly shows you which direction to run away to.

Or was it which direction the zombies were coming from? I forget.
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#2896393 - 11/07/09 07:16 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: BeachAV8R]
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Conclusion, if a Zombie Apocalypse break loose, just stand by Beach!
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#2896399 - 11/07/09 07:33 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Corktip 14]
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Originally Posted By: Corktip 14
Conclusion, if a Zombie Apocalypse break loose, just stand by Beach!

Uh..please stand in front of me. I'll rest my M4 on your shoulder (nevermind that loud noise in your ear)... While I'm changing magazines if you could please offer yourself up to the thronging hoarde of zombies I promise I'll save my last bullet for you..

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I'm compassionate that way.. yep
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#2896406 - 11/07/09 07:38 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Corktip 14]
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If bitten by a zombie, I'd last 1 hour and 40 minutes before becoming infected!
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#2896409 - 11/07/09 07:46 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: SpongeBob55]
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Originally Posted By: SpongeBob55
If bitten by a zombie, I'd last 1 hour and 40 minutes before becoming infected!

Dammit! Now I guess I've got to take a bite for you while YOU survive.

There's always a better zombie killer. rolleyes Sheesh..
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#2896545 - 11/07/09 11:34 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: BeachAV8R]
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Originally Posted By: BeachAV8R
Originally Posted By: Corktip 14
Conclusion, if a Zombie Apocalypse break loose, just stand by Beach!

Uh..please stand in front of me. I'll rest my M4 on your shoulder (nevermind that loud noise in your ear)... While I'm changing magazines if you could please offer yourself up to the thronging hoarde of zombies I promise I'll save my last bullet for you..

biggrin

I'm compassionate that way.. yep



Already done that in airsoft, though, hopefully, there's no flash nor bang here:



I'll finish as a human tripod, if things goes on this way biggrin
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#2896799 - 11/08/09 12:07 AM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: Corktip 14]
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You'd last 1 hour and 22 minutes before becoming infected!


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#2898413 - 11/10/09 01:39 PM Re: What not to do during a zombie apocalypse. [Re: wheelsup_cavu]
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1 hour 31 minutes~ respectable i guess

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