He scrubs up OK in lederhosen or so I've been told.

Rough from behind with a steak knife?

now that sounds dirty!

morning numpties

let a nice message on panzers fb wall. muhahahaha

Gather round numpties, uncle 20mm has a story for you.

Long ago, in the Land of Numpty, lived kindly King Lewis. King Lewis loved curry, chili with thumbs, and drove a Fiat with the steering wheel on the wrong side. One day, a terrible dragon flew in to the Kingdom from Jessie Mountain in the North to see kindly King Lewis.

The dragon had a long list of demands and when he had finished reading them, King Lewis said, "PFFFFFFT!".

And do you know what happened next?

The dragon ate King Lewis and three or four other numpties just for spite. Then he flew back to Jessie Mountain to digest all that had happened.

And that is why, even to this very day, it is considered bad luck for a numpty to say "PFFFFFFT!".

You call that a story"? PFFFFFFFFT.

Wait a moment, someone's at the door. Looks like a big green stupid lizard with wings.

Hey! HEY! Get away from me, sulphur-breath!

I just replied to it too. How's the weather today in Old Blighty?

Actually its a jolly good day, clear skies and sunshine, but being winter temp's still a bit low.

I like it when Brits say "jolly good".

Just dont say "fanny pack" if you are in the UK.

Why? I like fanny packs.