But regarding the wisdom in this thread... yeah, it's true, and it's universal. Or at least global!

Hubby claims I do almost all of these.

And I'm 5'11, Deceptis.

Miao, Cat

Yes, Firecrotches can be a handful, as can Latinas, but in the end they're just women and thus unstable but easily manipulated beings that don't know what's good for them! And if worse comes to worse I can always pull out a couple of licorice sticks and *woosh smack* a sense of tameness into them!

Hey, my conversational skills and outgoing demeanor actually make me a chick magnet.

LMAO. I've never heard that expression before.

I heard a comic years ago say that he just responded to dangerous outbursts from his significant other with "I'm sorry dearest, you're right", even if she comes back with "You're just SAYING that", stick with the "I'm sorry dearest, you're right." It worked for a while on my wife, she even claimed to appreciate it, but I couldn't help but revert to my blindingly honest self. Once she asked why I refused to argue with her over something she was more worked up about than I could get, and I told her that I didn't want to teach her to be totally evil by my miserable example. Now when she makes one of those loaded statements/guestions I give her the choice of honest or entertaining. Women can learn to enjoy the empty mind skills only if you will learn enough patience to give them a full ration of orgasms.

I find it's best to never apologize, as then you're not only still Wrong in their minds but also a contemptible grovelling weakling for it too, it's best to ride that issue down in flames while you plan another line of attack.

My lovely sweet hot 'n sexy mild-mannered girlfriend actually told me once,

"I don't have time to argue with you now. I have to argue with my mother!"

Only afterwards she could understand why I laughed out loud when I heard it...

That made me laugh too Legend.


Wheels

LOL my wife is a farm girl almost, We went shooting in calgary last year with her brother and his GF, she took the tommy gun and put 25 bullets in the targets head. that was both a turn on and scary moment in my eyes!