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#2893782 - 11/03/09 11:38 AM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: Destructis]
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If the woman is a redhead, all times you have to respond to something are reduced by half. Length of punishment is multiplied by 4 also.


It's true, it's true!

But marrying a redhead is totally worth it.
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#2893786 - 11/03/09 11:50 AM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: Dart]
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Originally Posted By: Dart

But marrying a redhead is totally worth it.


I wasn't so lucky and I can say from experience that every popular stereotype about redheaded women both good and bad is true!
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#2893789 - 11/03/09 12:02 PM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: PanzerMeyer]
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But marrying a redhead is totally worth it.


I wasn't so lucky and I can say from experience that every popular stereotype about redheaded women both good and bad is true!


Only if the carpet matches the drapes though. The bottle redheads aren't nearly as explosive.

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#2893790 - 11/03/09 12:02 PM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: PanzerMeyer]
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I just took to heart Robert Heinlein's observation that while most people were evolved from monkees, redheads were evolved from cats.

Makes things a lot easier to understand. Or at least give one an understanding that one will never really understand, if you get my meaning.

Passion and pessimism make for an odd combination, but it keeps one on their toes!
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#2893795 - 11/03/09 12:14 PM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: Dart]
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Originally Posted By: Dart

"We really should [do whatever]" >= 72 hours.
"We need to [do whatver]" = within 24 hours.
"We have to [do whatever]" = within 4 hours.



Aside from the time component, what that really means.

"We really should [do whatever]" YOU really should...
"We need to [do whatver]" YOU need to...
"We have to [do whatever]" YOU better get you ass moving and...

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#2893801 - 11/03/09 12:19 PM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: piper]
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I feel like I am digging myself a deeper and deeper hole in this thread. At least Dart, 20mm, and Magnum are right there in that hole with me.

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#2893804 - 11/03/09 12:24 PM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: Destructis]
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Originally Posted By: Deceptis

Only if the carpet matches the drapes though. The bottle redheads aren't nearly as explosive.


My ex was the former. wink
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#2893809 - 11/03/09 12:30 PM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: PanzerMeyer]
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Doesn't count.

Blondes who go red want an excuse to act dumb and crazy.
Brunettes who go red want an excuse to act smart and crazy.

True redheads can balance all three without coming off as insane.*

*Everybody is crazy, btw. But there is a good crazy and a crazy crazy. I think we've all dated both sorts.
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#2893810 - 11/03/09 12:33 PM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: Destructis]
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I feel like I am digging myself a deeper and deeper hole in this thread. At least Dart, 20mm, and Magnum are right there in that hole with me.


I don't think I fell into the sensitive camp with my post.
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#2893813 - 11/03/09 12:36 PM Re: 9 words women use and meaning... [Re: PanzerMeyer]
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I had three, yes, three, relationships with real redheads. Almost married the first, thank god I didn't.

Explosive, yeah, pretty much. But on the whole, like most other women. Crave attention above all else. I always wondered about women in the workplace. Lots of them would work for practically nothing as long as they got credit and attention. Take those two things away and it's an all day crab fest.

Same thing at home. Ignore them and you are in that deep hole Deceptis is digging. I'm in there too, with a pick and shovel.

Ever hear "How come we never talk?" That's not good, especially if you respond with "Honey we talked about the garbage pickup days just this morning!" Toast is up and your name is on it.
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